Show So This Is What L o rC Its It's I t s Like L-k 1 e r e V M P p To T 0 Be B e. e M 1 a a u r y 1 1 o 0 t P Intelligent I 11 J rm m om m t h f y y y- Now that Im I'm an alumni with honors Im I'm supposed to possess whereas before I was supposed to be lacking a measure of intellect I 1 have a piece of paper that says I have received my Ass Associate Degree It says for me smart now now people can listen to her I really dont don't believe I 1 am any smarter than I 1 was two years ago I may have learned a few more facts but my aptitude is still the same What that little piece of paper draper paper really testifies S is is or v 1 r n fl r 1 P r T TI I figured out where my classes were located I can fill out financial aid forms and endure long lines I sat through hours of teachers teacher's personal beliefs and human interest stories so soI soI soI I could avoid losing points from lack of attendance Ive I've endured finger fatigue from phone-in phone registration tea teachers hers who dont don't believe in giving As A's unless you can walk on water and schedule changes that didn't appear in the booklet Knowing what I now know about higher learning I still have this warped sense that I 1 must continue with this masochistic tendency to achieve the next piece of paper known as the BS I I have applied to the University and have for months prepared every needful thing for the requirements to major in business management and have dutifully performed the paperwork involved The other day when I 1 should have received my answer I got my application back saying I was missing a class The class was listed in my application letter but they had just failed to notice it I 1 was instructed to mail it back I 1 was also told that because 14 years ago go I got a C the only C in my entire transcript which brought my to the minimum that there was a chance that even though I 1 have graduated from here with a I may not be accepted This indeed would throw a kink in life since instead of 4 quarters to completion it would take me at least six in another major LOVE But of this is course intelligence MOM MOM PS Doesn't it make you wonder what the TRULY T intelligent people do with th their u s. 1 lives s s 3 t A. A a y 1 WILL YOU BE HEARD Noise is another kind of pollution And loud conversation doesn't clear the air If you want your voice to be heard and your words to be effective wait until all have spoken Then when it is silent present your views quietly slow slow- ly You'll be heard Dangerous chemicals and products products products pro pro- ducts in the home cause an estimated estimated estimated esti esti- mated 2 million poisonings per year in the United States with 64 percent of all poisonings involving involving involving ing children six six years old and under About 91 percent of the poisonings are accidental with the over-the-counter and prescription drugs the biggest culprits |