| Show Delta Epsilon r Chi Chi 61 Presents Gayla Gay laW Wood an and d y I. I r I Virginia Fey i i O of f rO r Professional r Services Tuesday May 13 1230 College Center i 1 r S 'S From The Editors Editor's Desk 1 l f 1 I r f- f j fL f T L t Tt t I. I i I 1 1 t 1 rl r. r by Rob Kjar Managing Editor Recently as I was mining down through the strata of papers on 01 my desk I discovered that there were some interesting bits of information underneath After wading through all the mindless press releases and the petty heres here's some of the best tidbits of news that I came up with Intellectually Stimulating Pinups With so many women on camp campus s calendars ss t. t sprin springing i up around the country for men nien to salivate over Indiana students have created women with brains a calendar highlighting women of c collegiate t ach achievement eve nt nt It must have been a womans woman's idea Once Again In English Ever been accused of cheating Well an Ohio State student was so a accused after he said that he couldn't understand his foreign-born foreign instructor in class The student is for That should be bee enough for a translation tion di dictionary Garb Garbage ge To Eat Ea By Some students at once questioned the appeal of our glass fountain Well it beats Sunday Morning a new collage in Pacific Lutheran University's cafeteria Artist Barbara Minas found the things floating in nearby Commencement Bay and assembled them on a huge metal cross Appetizing Im I'm sure Dont Don't Bend To Uncle Sam Our Yale Yuppie friends are at it again After band members mooned fans at a game with Holy HolyCross HolyCross Cross Cros and facing a game at West WestPoint WestPoint WestPoint Point a West Point Commandant Lt General allegedly told the band director If the band steps foot on the field I will turn the corps on you sand and tear you apart Soun Sounds is like a anew anew new intercollegiate sport to me Puzzling ling World Record Attempts While Keene State College students attempted to set a w world record rd piece jigsaw puzzle in their gym Idaho efforts to set a record with a person musical chairs game bombed bomled with total attendance coming to students But Im I'm Not Dead Yet After protesting for eight months and visiting the Social Security offices twice Northwestern Professor George Blankstein was officially declared no longer dead The occurred when Medicare I 1 bureaucrats had wrongly pronounced him dead when they refused to pay his doctor bills bins i c-i- j t 2 |
