| Show Letters and Answers The Letters and Answers section is a public forum all views and ideas are welcome Dear Editor Ive I've been abused This last week after your April Fools Edition came out has been not unlike purgatory for me What little ego I may have once had is all but crushed now sniff now sniff sniff It all stems from Mrs Solomons Solomon's the newspapers newspaper's advisors advisor's name picking of me as Gods Gift to Women Not only is it not my viewpoint but it appears as if I had wrote it BS I wouldn't do that to an enemy Mrs Solomon why me meI me I will make ake one more statement Dear Mrs S. S Im I'm not exactly enchanted with your name picking abilities I dont don't wish to sound ungrateful but chances are your relatives will find you BOTTLED in three fifty-three quart mason jars a few minutes after you read this My boys anxiously await your body Best Wishes Chris Wentworth Dear Chris Sorry about that Now we all know linow youre you're Q no not t Gods God's s Gift to Women Luv Mrs AIrs S. S |
