Show Get Ya Dukes Of Hazard Degree Degree by Patty Murphy A moments study and quick reflexes begins begins' the gauntlet A dodge to the left slow down speed speed up up jump lunge pant-pant pant and if youre you're lucky you have completed crossing the street to the Business Building It is obvious that business is a dog dog- world eat-dog-world but to train literally by increasing ing the difficulty of c crossing an already hazardous street by adding construction obstacles must mean that education has returned to the Law of the Jungle or survival of the fleetest Never do you casually walk to class pondering on your new learned truths for one slight step unawares might find you running into a warning sign or staring up from the bottom of a hole Now the administration adm may be thinking their educational system superior because of this new training facet however I know of a secret s cret underground rebellion where students are preparing ng a counterattack At the thelast last meeting the following suggestions were given 1 Filling in hole with the remains of administrators i 2 Radar traps using real guns 3 A skiing tram from the college center to the top of the business building t 4 Growing jungle vines and 3 swinging across across the street i. i 5 Slow Children signs I think this t. t sugg suggestion tion must t have ave come from an K 7 Y i administration infiltrator V Vv I have often wondered where i 7 t 4 Hollywood finds all the well trained well l stunt men to roll over the hoods of cars 1 jump under buses and nd leap from building to building Now the training ground has become clear they must all be ex-business ex students X Surely up on the fifth floor of the 7 Tech Building a Hollywood talent scout i is looking for a Lee Majors replacement replace replace- t ment It could be be you I ISo r So So the next time you are dodging traffic dont don't forget to look up and i v If smile you y u could be on camera i. i i but then again you may only see a bus f LOVE MOM i J |