Show I DEEP THROAT DICTATION FLASH According to latest feed backs a long line of stenographers stenographers steno steno- stenographers are waiting in the lab room to use a certain dictation tape found there this morning This tape was delivered in a plain brown wrapper with no labeling labeling labeling la la- la- la beling or names Further investigation investigation investigation gation brought its contents to light It surely isn't the voice of Mrs Wall or Mrs Densely This one is a man Some rumors have it that it is a tape that will further any secretaries Hold it More information coming There in-There is much giggling giggling giggling gig gig- gling and laughing coming from the lab room Those leaving are somewhat red in the face Ah ha hat Here comes my contact with her notes Lets Let's see what we have here here er Yes er Yes very interesting interesting interesting in in- These notes will remain un- un transcribed Im I'm sure This explains explains explains ex ex- ex- ex plains the strange happenings and behavior here on the second floor of the Administration Building Delivered in the plain brown wrapper was telephone conversation in hi the run words an obscene phone call Lets Let's get the reaction of some of our students students- JoAnn tell me were you prepared prepared prepared pre pre- pared to take this KIND of dictation dictation dictation dicta dicta- tion If not I am now How about you Ellen I feel prepared to handle anything anything anything any any- thing now that comes up in an office Girls wait A few more ques ques- Go listen to the tape It'll answer answer answer ans ans- any questions you have After taking this advice and listening to the tape my is that every secretary secretary secretary secre secre- tary and stenographer should be required to take this dictation If you have not already hurry over and get in line You'd better hurry before wind of this gets back to the main office And of course you have to take turns with Wall and Densely who keep coming back for more The course says intensive dictation dictation dictation dic dic- tation and this man is sure intensive intensive intensive in in- He hasn't really left out much When its it's said the course covers all possible job problems they certainly weren't joking These stenographers are prepared prepared prepared pre pre- pared for anything |