Show Watch That Freu Freudian dian Slip bv Robert KarSo Kiar K So what's for breakfast Pancakes How thrilling A typical morning disaster always begins with pancakes Some people tried to fix things once by making differ different nt varieties of the same thing They thought that i we were simpletons and nd wouldn't k know o v the difference if they called them hot cakes or flap jacks One very original bum poured the batter onto a griddle made from an old army boot and waffles were created The French had to make fancier designs in their waffles and the Germans had to have more buffoonery but it was all just pancake junk in different shapes 1 ell ell here is a new pancake recipe that will keep everyone guessing for a little while Freud's Austrian Pancakes f 1 Ic c. c flour 1 j. j 1 Z 1 t. t salt 4 1 c. c butter 0 i i- i 1 c. c grated Swiss cheese lf J f 6 eggs 1 c r 0 of fc l t f v 1 c. c milk f x t r-t 1 package frozen sausages 1 T. T powdered sugar Just why are they called what they're called Well the Father of Psychoanalysis was a great cook too subconsciously Yes he was analyzing his most serious case when he discovered this recipe Naturally the Germans got hold of it and took out all the good stuff to make it look like a Hitler original and a Freudian slip But the truth could only be silenced for so long First of all you'll need to cook up the sausage to make the stuffing so do that before we go on After its it's cooked and cooled a bit chop it into tiny size pea-size units While youre you're at it grate up the cheese so you dont don't have to worry about it later Get out a large bread pan a normal one We dont don't want pants fancy-pants pans that are hollow glass tubes or forms for your initials the standard rectangular monster will do just fine Put the oven at degrees put the butter in the pan and put the pan in the oven Putted out What a put-down put Do we have to put up with this Yes until the butter melts ut put just Take the melted butter out and nd let it cool while you make the batter Sift the dry ingredients together The importance of this step is evidence inasmuch as lumpy batter leads to gastric disorders later Now add the eggs and milk and beat them with vengeance Add the melted butter to the batter but dont don't ff worry or y about bout getting every last drop out of the bread pan it'll keep the stuff from sticking Pour the batter in the have that the next pan didn't you a feeling was step and put the pan in the oven Not this again Leave it to cook for about 25 minutes and no window peeking til youre you're told As you can tell already Sigmund was quite a guy Heres Here's the guy that lounged in his couch for 8 81 2 2 1 months to come up with one little id You remember it now going to visit the doctor to end his deliberation over a term for his new theory Freudian Theory of Motivational Beginnings hed he'd say No is too long How Hows is s Freudian Facet How about just something short so that it would be a completely new word you suggest Yes That's it Now lets let's see ad no ed no od Taken you say Who not id Yes id Id id id id id id Ah the sound There you are your place in the history of psychoanalysis and its place in your pancakes By this time your Austrian delight should be Alp Towards the end of the cooking time the stuff really rises and the slightest cool draft of air could topple it so peek through the s smallest crack in the oven door for only a brief moment Do they look like a three-dimensional three ink blot Are they slightly brown on top Remove the pancakes from the oven and quickly place the chopped sausage and the cheese in the middle crater spot Then fold the pancake corners over the top of it and let it sink into an eggy loaf Let it sit for about 2 minutes to allow the cheese to melt and then remove from the pan in sections Treat like any other pancakes you know syrup or butter Ketchup is great too if you are accustomed to bloody eggs in in the morning savage avage |