Show f i f. f i 5 r 11 H Humor C College 0 ege sr 8 Many of our scholars receive transportation from the bus service every day A pupil paying no attention to his agenda and conversing conversing conversing convers convers- ing with an instructor look looked ed to his bus in motion and andin andin in motion with his unoccupied unoccupied unoccupied pied arm tried tied to bring pring the drivers driver's attention to stop But with no avail the bus continued onward The student being disgusted disgusted disgusted dis dis- dis- dis gusted with himself and with anger threw his books down He looked lip up to see seethe seethe seethe the bus make a sudden halt because one of the passengers passengers passengers gers forgot forgot- to get off Our boy sees his opportunity once again and tries to gather his collection He makes an attempt to get the chance of catching patching the motorized v vehicle hicle It turned toward the Street Through his eyes he sees another blessing in dis dis- dis- dis guise At the next stop students students students stu stu- stu- stu dents line up to show their passes or pay the fare Our road runner hopes and wants this opportunity not notto notto notto to be a failure A car coming coming coming com com- ing out of a parking place doesn't see our scrambler and proceeds to back out The student does a two- two step and some other fancy foot work to avoid the skin verses a metal fender With this side attraction the books get mislaid on the ground If Fred has any religious beliefs he just left them on the cars car's fender In desperation he yells to the bus driver to wait for him the driver being alerted alerted alerted alert alert- ed by some of the passengers passengers passengers gers that a late comer is arriving Our pace setter has to have one more mis mis- fortune He loses a shoe and hopping with the other proceeds to gather the lost one Between he and his destination destination destination des des- lies a wide muddy stretch left by a construction construction construction tion crew crevi Freddy HopScotch HopScotch HopScotch Hop- Hop Scotch doesn't really care He wants to make it with or without his shoe and the muddy attraction Out of f breath half if in joy and half in madness Fred reaches the first step slips and lunges Junges forward Regaining Regaining Regaining Re Re- gaining his balance the driver gives a look of what took you so long and with some patience waits for a pass or some other token Through this waiting period period period per per- per per- iod our driver gazes at the passenger mirror and the outside one for the on coming coming coming com com- ing traffic Our rider now is anxious to find the bus pass he previously purchased pur pur V chased With a sigh of relief the secret compartment is lo located located located lo- lo produced and with satisfaction he looks for an unoccupied seat There is none to be found so with one shoe off and standing to gain his balance he must maneuver himself to place his books and to place his shoe back on He sees the moment just justas as the toe slips in the bus gives a sudden movement throws the passengers for for- ward The bus now gives a sigh of being over Everyone Everyone Every Every- V one looks at each other that this could be th the day no ones get home on time Fred gets enough courage to ask if this is the so-and- so so bus Only to find put out that he approached the wrong one A re response p nse was as given by our nobel chauffeur that being in n m middle of Redwood Redwood Redwood Red Red- wood Road is not a place to ask to get off So Fred Fre j gets his shoe on The chauffeur phones in inthe inthe inthe the problem and then in a way r reports ports there will be a 30 minute delay or till another bus gets here Fred aga again n asked ased to be let letout letout letout out but till the bus is out of the motion of traffic no one leaves and he must remain The driver r gets out to look at the situation tio and with a motion tells telis Fred to move because this will be his only chance Fred jumps to it and ang everyone cheers him on Out he te goes into t the e world once again gain He heads for the proper bus stop sits down and waits for forthe the next UTA This could happen to anyone but remember not notto notto notto to jump to conclusion or you may wind up on the wrong bus Annie Dote i a s L x |