Show Suds r by John Barlow o Brad may I talk to you Of course Janet What's wrong Its about Frank I just dont don't know what to do You see Frank has a well you know a problem What is it Janet Tell me maybe I can help Well you see Frank pause Frank is a There I said it Its It's out Brad What about Monica Oh my gosh grasps Oh I dont don't know sobs Janet He studies all day daylong daylong daylong long to be a certified mortician and spends his evenings at the mortuary looking at the bodies So goes a would be epic in the weekday soap opera up line-up viewed through out the country According to Renee a public relations representative of TV approximately televisions in the United States are tuned in onto any given soap opera Our student-body student TVs TV's in the College Center are no exception According to national surveys soap operas attract over viewers who spend their day dialed in on the sex drugs murder and the American Way On any given day of the week any person could walk walkin in the front door of the College Center and view anywhere from 8 to 80 students and staff watching one of eleven possible soap operas beginning with As the World Turns at 1000 and winding up the afternoon with Days Of Our Lives at Emotions run deep as most of the faithful soap viewers side with the innocent and despise the creeps People interviewed say that a person can relate with the actors and actresses One person said You watch your favorite soap for a half an hour every day and gossip about it during the commercials and after its it's over Linda Barrett a student said I started watching when my son was a baby and sleeping all day I turned on the TV just to have other voices around the house Then I was hooked If I ever eve have to miss a show I make sure to have my sister watch and tell me what happens Diane Bonnick a respectable name but not hers said I think they're stupid but I like to watch them I would rather watch them than eat At least they wont won't make you fat |