Show To The Editor Dear Editor Gather round you pseudo- pseudo intellectuals you sophomoric sophists I Johnny J J. J Jackson Jackson Jackson Jack Jack- son have returned bearing gifts of intellectual gems I have diamonds of deduction and dialectic emeralds of ethic sapphires of sweet psychology and lodestones of logic And how you ask 1 is this perennial perennial perennial peren peren- nial harbinger going to tantalize tantalize tantalize ize and titillate this week Well you may query my frantic finding fault The fact is I Johnny J. J Jackson took a drive up one of Utah's beautiful canyons this weekend There I saw trees and flowers and rushing water and cigarette cigarette cigarette cigar cigar- ette butts and candy wrap wrap- pers I cant can't believe that in an era where we finally are becoming aware of the eco- eco sphere there are still scum scum- bags of uncertain parenthood and improper appetites who would throw their garbage in my water supply You make me sick you ANIMALS Johnny J. J Jackson Yes a pity that a few witless cretins marred your mining excursion for those pearls of alliteration and anal anal- ogy Maybe they use the Hansel Gretel Crete method of finding their way home However we feel its it's unjustified to blame the trails of debris on the animals Have you lately seen a skunk noshing a Snickers Do you think bears buy beer Does Bambi smoke Next time you stumble through your why not find a replacement for your favorite word scum bag it like those piles of refuse you deplore is beginning beginning beginning begin begin- ning to get in our way Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Other Other- wise keep em ern coming Johnny J. J for a Points West without Johnny J. J is like a aday aday aday day without sunshine Helvetica Bold |