Show q Hey Culligan Man Heres Here's My Question 1 Ie 11 I I i yr J f. f j r f t 1 iJ j Ji cb i f 1 j J JIM CULLIGAN Hev Hey Culligan Man Maybe Im I'm just not with it but this music of today leaves me cold Not only do these groups have weird names like The Doors and The Jaws and The Hairy Paws but they seem to be confused about basic chords and harmony Am I listening all wrong or are they really that bad Ludwig Sebastian Donatelle DEAR LSD Sorry Man but you are just not with it You dont don't seem to see the beauty and soul behind this sound Music is not music any longer It is an expression of revolutionary zeal No more the old lyrics of and going away The new lyrics must be full of political and social-religious social overtones If these meanings can be expressed expressed expressed ex ex- ex- ex pressed in simple four letter words that bug the establishment establishment establishment establish establish- ment then they really swing If you cannot hear the weirdly beautiful chord structures its it's either because you are not turned on or that you find that watts of power from several electronically augmented guitars guitars guitars gui gui- tars gives you an ear ache and not a heartache I guess you will just have to go on listening to the same old squares like Beethoven Beethoven Beethoven Bee Bee- and Brahms and miss out on the turned-on turned up turned-up tone deaf generation doing their thing Hey I Culligan Man How do you feel about televised televised televised tele tele- sports My husband sits in front of that Idiot box every weekend and watches one sporting event after another He snacks constantly while he watches Between the lack of exercise the overeating and the constant excitement he is making himself a prime candidate candidate candidate candi candi- date for a heart attack How can canI I l win him back from the one- one eyed monster Sick of Sports Dear SOS I am afraid that you are facing a tough problem but a very common common common com com- mon one We have become a nation of spectators and the TV networks are not likely to cut down their sports offerings as long as there is a good market for these shows You could organize organize organize or or- as a group of wives and refuse to buy the products which sponsor these programs but I doubt if you buy many razor razor razor ra ra- ra- ra zor blades or fishing poles or hunting items You might form forman an organization to study more feminine methods to turn his thoughts from sports in general to one particular sport This would not only get him away from the TV but would make him aware of the sad state of his corporate image You might even end up with a man who is slim trim and full of vim Might I go so far as to suggest a name for this organization How about Women Entitled to Nice Cuddly Hubbies Editors Editor's note See you in the Fall |