Show r v o. y t. t o.- o. r o. o Hey Culligan Man Grow Your Long Hair Hey Culligan Man What is it with all you squares from the establishment Just because I l wear my hair shoulder length and dress in a style which departs from the norm I find myself the object of derision and the butt of numerous so-called so jokes Long hair is not a sign of eccentricity The prophets of old the Master himself and all of the great to our own Benjamin Franklin all wore their hair long The refusal to follow I local ocal norms in dress is also a characteristic characteristic characteristic charac charac- of many outstanding men such as Albert Einstein Why dont don't you squares cool it and consider instead your bovine bovine bovine bo bo- bo- bo vine acceptance of societies so- so called norms Shaggy but Sharp Dear Shaggy You are swimming upstream Unless you are a salmon heading heading heading head head- ing for the spawning grounds and extinction there is very little lit little little lit lit- tle to be gained by fighting the current All the people you mentioned mentioned mentioned men men- did wear their heir hair long but it was at a time when long longhair longhair longhair hair was the he norm Barbering instruments were very crude in those days and the average guy had to cut his hair with a hunting knife or some other blunt ment Long hair was therefore both fashionable and utilitarian And what makes you think that Einstein did not have to accept derision as the price of his manner manner manner man man- ner of dress The establishment has no right fight to deprive you of whatever turns you on sartorially or ton- ton but you must forgive us r- r J. J 4 I 1 rl T Trl r kipa THANKS GANG Former Barbering s student t u d den e n t Linda Jones has warm thanks for Auto M Mechanics e c h ani c s Auto Body Rep Repair lir and Paint and many other Utah Tech students students students stu stu- stu- stu dents who helped repair car after mishap while on school business a. a rt 7 j r JIM CULLIGAN a little grin when we behold the sight of a bearded haired bushy-haired bead bedecked boy driving a painted flower-painted Ford to work in his daddys daddy's bank Hey Culligan Man I am one of the older students here at Utah Tech I am married my children are grown and I l am here to learn a new skill and to improve my position What bugs me is that my wife is completely content to turn me loose with all these young chicks and is not a abit abit abit bit concerned that I l might find them attractive or vice As she so discreetly put it it- it II So So what if you chase young girls Our dog chases cars but buthe buthe buthe he wouldn't know what to do with one if he caught it Now dont don't get me wrong I dont don't intend to chase any girls but I resent being taken so for grated What do you suggest Old Old Faithful Dear Old Faithful You might try what a friend of mine did He felt that his wife was taking him too much for granted As he put it itI itI itI it- it I know its it's not always going to be wine women and song but it should be more than Met- Met recal the same old gal and sing along with Mitch He started talking in his Sleep just loud enough so that she could hear an occasional word but not enough that she could really make out what he was saying or why he was smil smil- ing Nearly drove droye her up the wall but at last she didn't ignore him In line with that quotation I have written a little sonnet It is called Ode to a Middle Aged y Man |