Show 1 radio madio wits tell I 1 sest best dog jokes stars stara of can you top this try to outdo oaldo each other mention any subject at all and senator edward ford harry hershfield and joe laurie jr the three wits of radios famed can you top this show are supposed to come ri right ht back with a parti pertinent nen t joke or story the gain gainas s D dog 0 research center new yo york r cit city y thought it would test them hem t out by asking each of the trio for his favorite do dog tale all three responded promptly with the following results SENATOR EDWARD FORD smart dog some of the fellows were sitting around talking about how smart their do dos s were finally one said you all think your dogs are so smart eh well let me tell you about that dog of mine last year we had a fire at our house there W was as confusion all over the place our faithful hound stood with us watching the firemen suddenly he broke away and ran into the burning building A minute later he came out in his his mouth he carried F le the insurance policy wrapped in in a wet towel HARRY harrt hershfield playful pup A fellow complained that he hadl had mice in his house he said 1 I I 1 dont seem to be able to get rid of of those mice his friend asked have youl you tried a dog get a rat terrier marvelous so the man bought a dog A few days later the fre friend nd stopped in 7 71 f al 10 74 r R ford and laurie with a Samo yede at his IS home and saw the dog playing in 9 frog and tag with the mice hey going on around here asked the friend this dog playing with these mice for oh those are our own mice was the reply but just let a strange mouse come in here and then see something JOE LAURIE JR so long judge brown was brought into court jr walking a dog without a ot or leash well said the judge what ive ave you got to say for yo yourself |