Show GAY GADGETS associated newspaper features feature by NANCY PEPPER MEDAL MANIA lets see how quickly you gals can move in on a high fashion seems the smart fashion leaders 0 in new york and 1 in hollywood are wearing costly antique medals 0 for decoration on ct all kinds of clothes well who says they have to be antique see if your father has some old medals he wading champion or something in his youth see if your will part with the medal he won for track pin them to bits of colored ribbon and wear them instead of your trickier lapel gadgets if you have a lot of medals you can pin them to a broad ribbon worn diagonally from one shoulder and tucked into your skirt belt its a fad LUSH MUSH watch the pounds roll on while you gurgle and slurp over the calories dished up for you by your favorite soda fountain jerk we know what youve been eating coz our soda fountain sleuths have been watching you goober special vanilla ice cream topped with peanut butter its positively vanny coke mush A coca cola with a scoop of ice cream floating in it delish tin roof ice cream marshmallow syrup peanuts dished up in a coca cola glass tastes better that way hula shake its a malted mills milk with pineapple in it sounds deadly but they tell us its dreamy jeep special glass of water and a defense stamp our favorite drink at the soda fountain we hope its yours tool fini aln SCHOOL DAZE pupil should you be blamed tor for things you done teacher no that be fair pupil thanks I 1 do my homework for today teacher what happens when tile the human body is immersed in water pupil the phone rings teacher order please pupil double chocolate malted 0 0 64 questions why are boy scouts dizzy because they do so many good turns why did the little moron hit gal friend in the eye so he could go out on a blind date why should you yon take tahe a frog and a porcupine shopping with you because frogs have greenbacks green backs and porcupines have points sad sonnets early to bed early to rise and your gil gal will go out with six other guys |