| Show nam I 1 ach out to please As the quiet little man got up from his supper and went towards the front voorhis door his wife snapped out now dont tell me youre going to that horrid club again tonight right adear anything to please you I 1 he replied soothing soothingly ay as he picked up his hat 1 I wont say a word about it in code 2 A schoolmaster was giving back to his class some examination papers he had been marking does any boy want to ask a question he inquired yes sir replied a boy 1 I cant read what you have written ritten iv at the bottons bottom of my examination paper the master glanced at the paper and said 1 I hare written 1 you I ou must write more clearly better use for breath casey when yere licked in a foight ye ought to say yeve had enough dolan sure if 01 can speak at all aim not licked yet trim job A young miss was arrested for a traffic violation upon posting ball bail she was told to fill out a card giving make type and model of her car after she left an officer picked up the card and his eyes popped wide as he read MAKE female TYPE blonde YEAR 21 break away jaife ati e I 1 wonder if ill ever live to be a hundred hubby not if you remain forty much longer dear and there aint mrs X who had two sons in in the marines and a daughter in the was visiting a farm when she came upon a youth of draft age milking a cow young man she asked sternly why arent you at the front cos there aint any milk at that end missus was the calm reply |