Show ew little les V FIFTY FIFTY the letter I 1 gave you this morning did you post it asked mrs brown inquiringly brown put his hand in hla his jacket doc pocket ket and drew out oat the letter im afraid not my dear he said coolly enough of course you 1 she snapped and I 1 told you that it was very important yes tes I 1 remember dear he returned how like a man that Is I 1 she continued but dear he stammered dont but me im angry she snapped but dear be reasonable look at the letter you forgot to address it he explained stray stories too slow for him the real estate agent having shown the prospective customer around all day until well into the evening inquired well now what do you think of our little city ill tell you brother replied the tough west westerner erDer this Is the first cemetery ive ever seen with lights exchange hes he the teacher pond fond mother blotter david im shocked to hear you use such language did you learn it at school david learn it at school no why its me that teaches the other boys mother rath pathfinder finder magazine one on bridget mistress in late afternoon good gracious cook ive forgotten to order anything tor for dinner I 1 must have senile decay cook never heard of it mum does it take ion long to cook an ad what do you have there johnny asked the mother of her boy as he came home from sunday school with a bible text card just an advertisement about heaven johnny replied exchange had a small mouth why Is that lady lawyer so indignant somebody alluded to her as the big mouthpiece FOOTSTEPS bare are you going to teach your small boy to follow in your footsteps no said senator sorghum of course hell go into politics everybody has to but nobody etin can go on following footsteps emergencies are bound to arise which compel each person of voting age to decide lor himself which way he Is going to jump it was wa plenty what did the wife say when you came rolling in at 2 a m maybe you have time to spend three hours listening but I 1 that long to waste repeating what she said and she talks a heap faster than I 1 do cincinnati enquirer let off lightly walter would you mind settling your bill sir air were closing now BOW irate patron but ban hang it all I 1 been served yet yel walter well in that case therell only be the cover charge preparing for the ruth rush film star what will you charp to conduct my divorce lawyer it give me a monopoly of your future divorces IU ill do this one for nothing subtle tact hicks so you got the best of that argument with your wife dicks sure by agreeing with her in everything I 1 made her doubt her ber own facts brooklyn dally hagle men are like th that at first wife my bus husband band nea lies awake so much at night second ditto huh I 1 mine talks in his sleep and lies iles even then won her stripes stripe the dinner was delicious deli cloos you toa must have an old family cook yes indeed ashes been with us ir ten or twelve meals |