Show A M little J bo it humora humoro THE TROUBLE two decroes were boasting about the tha merits ot of their respective motor cars both worn shabby old wrecks one ot of them said deys ju one reason why ali ah cahnt run dis cah cab omine miles a hobah an dat reason asked the other da distance Is too long fol fo de shortness of de time said the firs first being cute cut little john was busily watching two little girls sitting behind him in church after the service a woman who bad noticed alm ilm and admired hs his big blue eyes said to him john I 1 think you are about as cute as they grow arent you well I 1 aint as cute as the two little girls who wern were behind in me e lit tie ile john replied redoubled eff effort art what do you think has been the result of cutting the value of the dollar in half it has stimulated our energies answered senator sorghum everybody seems to feel that hell have to hustle twice as hard to get the old results TO THE POINT y tie ile a three letter word meaning to propose A she you had heard about that little johnny aged seven had been taken to the zoo lie ile stood before the leopards cage fora few minutes staring intently then turning to his mother lie he asked mother Is that the dotted lion that everyone wants dad daa to sign on safety first firl gardener Is this your ball in the garden here boy are there any windows broken gardener no sonny coy boy oh be my ball then learsong rear song sons weekly you can start small doctor ecstatically sir yours Is a case which will enrich medical science patient oh dear and I 1 thought I 1 have to pay more than five or ten dollars doston boston evening transcript solved immediately business man alere Is a check for 2 25 05 from a customer and I 1 dont know what it Is for aorl I 1 wife oli ob tor for my new dress and hat dear 1 ive been praying for it for over a week chelsea record the tb convincing mike what Is the great issue before isrl us money as usual answered senator senater sorghum out in my country the contest has hag concentrated on who can afford the most radio time painting collector 1 I am told that you have paid VM 50 tor for a painting yes answered mr dustin the makeup make up of a stage beauty has cost me even more than that or where it Is I 1 needed 17 1 I took up this game the hopeless novice said bald apologetically to his hill caddy merely to practice self control you ought to have gone in tor for c cad ad dying sir stray stories SLIGHT MISTAKE 1 I just congratulated doctor brown on marrying one his bis patients and he seemed quite annoyed that doctor brown you idlor doctor smith the tha lunacy expert espert at vancouver province VERY SLOW first lady bug la Is your friend mr beetle slow la in his courtship second lady bug slow why hes slower than sir mr snail I 1 sporting esporti naf suspense Sui pento Is the election over in crimson gulch not yet answered cactus joe A lot of the boys are still bettin on oa how many votes there will be ba in the ballot boxes after a recount ouch buchl I 1 brown what do you think of my car jones 1 I wish I 1 had one just like it A chap worries so K constantly over a good one Bro brooklyn ollyn eagle knowledge quest are you interested in socialism I 1 yes answered miss bliss cayenne 1 I have listened attentively to many discussions of it and sometimes I 1 almost understand what it Is |