| Show THO THREE EE PAINTED mm HENS recently a subscriber to an eastern I 1 paper a forner former customer of 0 long ni living near monticello m tie lie could not ca continue unless farm prices came back or un less they would accept farm arm produce the reply Is given below as it a sample of i origan originality airty and good nature april 18 1933 dear sir Vv ItIle a weaned calf would make a nice household pet det its habits ire are not of the best and it would he be apt to grow to buchan extent that it would portion ot of a 4 all orl igil Ift Ulce while of a plaintive tone would sea reely blond blend with symphonic music front from the radio but it would improve most of alleged airs known to the lie sophisticated as jazz the calf being out of the question we might consider your offer of three hens provided they are of un blem dished cha character racier these could roost on the foot of the bed and in order to add a little color to the home they could be painted to resemble parra I 1 a or cockatoos cocka toos or it small enough live birds in regard to your offer of eggs they are very practical provided one gets geta the right kind of which there are two viz caters and throwers th rowers should you ship throwers th rowers we capitalize on them these days eta as there are very few actors who use the legitimate stage unless our old friend rudy might wonder wander this way j I 1 I 1 crooners are duck soup for those who wreak vengeance on poor boys boya trying to make a living i in low of the foregoing we have decided to renew your subscription for ong one year for which wo we accept three hens in payment to be callei called for by the ahe first member ot at on our staff who happens to be in your neighbor I 1 hood within the next fifty beirs by that time the writer will be years old and wont be interested in liens hens old or young and certainly nat in calves whether attached to leggs or otherwise we no tour dally dall y paper has boa so accepted ELI isalt ni 1 r t to a it the r F editor will not 1 I 1 we I 1 no agta rv t so IS as aa he ba has that on which to rill ran fifick one I 1 calf between two slices slice va of bread makes anice a nice va i heres to bigger and better trades |
