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Show Graduate List Reveals Long Vieled Monikers The good old days when students would turn on the radio for entertainment enter-tainment have passed. Now all they do to get a laugh is take a look at the middle names published in South's graduation list. Defenseless Defense-less babies christened with middle names by parents are now the object ob-ject of all the mirth. Decorating the list are lulus such J as Uarda (one for me), Cromar, and Spiro. Romance also has its share in the dirty tricks parents played on their offspring. Venus and Love are the hapless souls. One genius got hooked with the name, Wiseman; another has gone through life with the attachment, Pingree. Some parents who must have had a great love for salad christened their child Romaine. There's one fellow with the tongue twister, Rohrbah. Bob Hope should get a laugh out of such impressive monikers moni-kers as Gwilyn and Edgarda. Included in this list are such in-tricasies in-tricasies as Phyrl, Aquilla, and Wolfgang. South also has its share of celebrity cele-brity names. The school is especially especial-ly fortunate in having two Robert Taylors, (one more than Stanwyck Stan-wyck has.) Then there's Joe Lewis. Gloria Swanson, Marion Anderson, and Charley McCarthy Woolf. Shakespeare once said, "What's in a name?" After readin' that graduating list, we dunno either, j '.brother. |