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Show 1 4k Mighty Mistletoe Makes Men, Maidens Merry By LaRue Forsberg Well, boys, the time has come! Mistletoe, the well-known "smooch weed" is darkening the doorways again. - For those of you who have never used mistletoe p6or saps here is one of the most successful techniques. tech-niques. The big bad wolf spots his prey, a smooth looking- dear. In his paw he carries a gigantic piece of the "parasite with a punch." With a leap, a bound, and a blood-curdling howl he pounces, places the mistletoe mistle-toe over her head and sm-ack-o! Doesn't it sound exciting? To get the most amusement from this particular game, your victim must be caught unaware. If your preferred pre-ferred victim is a fast runner, perhaps per-haps the easiest way to catch her would be to place a piece of this "swoon sprig"' in a doorway through which she is sure to pass. Other popular places for "IT" are: hanging from light fixtures, on front porches, and on the top of the inside of your car. Although Webster wouldn't agree, Christmas definitely means MISTLETOE to the South high iCubs. It is a popular seasonal sport met with - the enthusiasm such as meets football or basketball. basket-ball. i Just a little sprig Of this master weed . For a mighty kiss Is all you need. Now is the time So why delay? It's up to you You know the way! Well, that should be about enough of that, so here's a helpful thought for the "way": Say it with flowers, preferably mistletoe! |
