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Show Where No Man Roams University freshmen women bared bar-ed their all this week. Some clown in the women's physical phy-sical education department decided that the young American college women was getting spinal meningitis, mening-itis, lordosis, halitosis, and gapo-sis gapo-sis of the vertebrae. What to do troubled this individual, indivi-dual, called Melvina by the muscle gals. Amazed by the ambidexterity and versatility of candid camera fiends, Melvina set up her little Brownie in the women's gym and snapped pictures of all the frosh coeds as they tripped (with a loud bang) into their showers after a hard tussle on the crochet court. The. results were amazing to say the best. Some of the pictures, 'which turned out in silhouette, (for which the girls are plenty thankful) showed that Melvina's fears were based on more than Life 'and Esquire Es-quire ads. ' One girl sagged in the middle like a whale whose prize ribs were holding up the gownless evening strap of Brenda Frazier, and one poor individual had a backbone with a deeper dip than Bob Hope's proboscis. Suffice to say not too many of these pictures were found adorning adorn-ing pianos and the best boy friend's mantel. Oh, well, no nudes is good nudes. Utah Chronicle. Volleyball has started off with a bang at South, and the girls are very enthusiastic about this fast-moving fast-moving and exciting game. Captains Cap-tains of the senior teams who were chosen recently are: Marva Cheney, Che-ney, Nieda Pyper, Leah Petersen, Ann West, Elaine Anderson, Barbara Bar-bara Meakin, Margaret LaFee, Afton McDonald, Juanita Holland. The first game was played Thursday, and another game is scheduled for tonight. Captains of the Junior teams will be chosen soon. |