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Show Man Solves Vital Problem "Say Jack! Have you noticed that super-duper blonde and that classy red-head that pass the library li-brary after second period every day? Oh, you have eh? I thought so. I heard some mighty interesting interest-ing things about them. Yeah, yeah gimme time an I'll tell yuh! Well, first, they don't eat much, and boy, are they pips on looks, and they don't eat much, and can they dance! Wow! And they don't eat hardly nottin! The best part of it is that I've found out how we can get to know their names and get acquainted! Yeah the blonde is darn good look-in', look-in', I agree, but don't interrupt me. Now, what I was gonna tell yuh, is that South publishes the smartest looking little, book for the purpose of avoiding all trouble and confusion in getting dates, dames, and anything else you need! Sure, sure! And the purchase price is only ten cents. Just tink! Ten cents and them dames is ours! So remember! If you don't rush and get your Student Directory, you won't get one, and then, who could YOU ever call in 1950?" |