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Show Foolin' Around In April By Marilyn Rasmussen John B.: "What wartime occupation oc-cupation are you pursuing?" Rela P.: "Well right now it is a second lieutenant.". A nut at the wheel, A peach at his right, A turn in the road, Fruit salad that night. Bob, "Do you know that you Were so drunk last night that you sold the city hall?" Wally, "No, who bought it?" Bob, "I did." They find fault with the editors. The scandal they print is rot. The paper is as peppy as a cemetary lot. The staff shows lousy management. manage-ment. The jokes, they say, are stale. The upper classmen holler; . The lower classmen wail. But when the paper's issued (We can say it with a smile) If someone doesn't get one You can hear him yell a mile. "Don't make love o'er the garden gar-den gate. "Love is blind, but the neighbors neigh-bors ain't." "Your dress is too short." "I don't think so." "Then you must be in it too far." My lady, beware of Cupid, And listen to this verse, To let a fool kiss you is stupid, To let a kiss fool you is worse. "Hell, yes," said the devil picking pick-ing up the phone. "Did you hear the story about the dirty windshield?" "No." "It's just as well. You. couldn't see through it anyway. An enemy, I know, to all, Is wicked, wicked, alcohol. The good book, tho', commanded me, To learn to love mine enemy. They called her Miss at 17, They called her Miss at 20, They called her Miss at 55, Boy she must have missed a Plenty! Pat, "Do you know why the Paper Doll killed heself?" Gus, "No, why?" Pat, "Beacuse she heard her mother was an old bag. |