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Show The Gag Bag Pat Buttram: I was just look-in' look-in' through my old family all-bums all-bums today, and . . . Gene Autry: The word is pronounced pro-nounced al-bum. You don't seem to know any grammar. Pat Buttram: You don't seem to know my family. CBS' "Gene Autry Show." John: Madame, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't take up every speck of the dirt I've just dumped on your carpet, I'll eat it. Customer: You'd better start eating, bub Our electricity was shut off this morning. CBS' "The Bickersons." Contestant: I'm an authority on traffic regulations. I have never gotten a ticket. Joey Adams: What's your system? Contestant: I don't drive. CBS' "Rate Your Mate." |