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Show That's It Diner Waiter, take this chicken chick-en away. It is actually so tough it seems to be made out of stone. Waiter Nothing strange about that, sir. It's a Plymouth Rock. Smile a bit every day. It really isn't painful. Something Wrong "Does your uniform fit?" asked the sergeant. "Perfectly," said the recruit. "And your cap?" i "Perfectly." "And your boots?" "Perfectly." ' "Man, you must be deformed." Fair Question "Now, my man," said the judge, "you know that under our system of jurisprudence juris-prudence you are presumed to be innocent' in-nocent' "Then," replied the defendant, why til this effort to convict me?" |