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Show Where There's Life ' "I'm going to marry a widow." "I wouldn't like to be the second husband of a widow." "Well, I'd rather be the second than the first." You've heard about the little chick who was naughty. After one of his pranks, his mother said to him, "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy." Her Idea " you hadn't been so long getting ready we'd have caught that train" she grumbled. "If you hadnt rushed me so" he countered, "we wouldnt have had hours to wait for the next!" Two More Ears One morning some university students trought a donkey into the lecture room. "Take your seats, gentlemen," said the professor. , "I see there's one more of you this morning." Suppose they call them "song hits" because they'd never be missed. Extended in Front Caller Let me see. I know most Of your folks, but I have never met your brother, George. Which side of the house does he look like? The small boy in the family The side with the bay window. |