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Show Not His Choice Housewife And are you really content to spend your life walking about the country, begging? Hobo No, lady, not at all. Many's the time I wished I had a car. Said the Boss She's a good secretary, sec-retary, alright, but she's clock-eyed. clock-eyed. Fisherman's Prayer Oh, give me grace to catch a fish So large that even I In talking about it afterwards May never need to lie. Bit Exaggerated Cttsfomer These sleeves mre miles too lonn. Tailor Well, how much shall 1 take off? Customer Oh, I guess mbout a quarter quar-ter of mn inch. Neck and Neck Aunt Martha Have you kept up with your studies? Jasper Yes, but I haven't passed them. Another Thought Mrs. Smith Your husband was cer-tainly cer-tainly brave to crawl under the bed to fight that burglar. Mrs. Jones Yes, but when he crawled under the bed he thought the burglar was down in the kitchen! The Life Jasper I wish I lived. in Greenland. Green-land. Joan What for? Jasper With a night six months long, it must be wonderful to have a date with a beautiful blonde. "Dirt-cheap" is no longer a legitimate legit-imate term, for dirt is no longer cheap, it's precious. |