Show what co bb about middle age and nd painless dentistry C CULVER ULVER CITY especial 4 ly to those nearing middle age age the age when you begin bc in exchange your emotions for Imp toms its gratifying to tar ar a new york scientist has t on a formula for really okess atless denti dentiste den sty it if lies right the option will only be begin in to hurt when you get the bill time was when you could 0 X hang onto your stately ruins until there was english ivy growing on them nowadays no DO matter what alls ails you they xray ay iy your teeth which Is a mistake to begin with be irvin S Cob cobb bause muse I 1 never yet I 1 sw iw an xray X ray photograph that w flattering and the next thing y know youve a taste in your nub like a druggists adril dishrag dl anious face too looks S like an old oia hastied buckskin purse with the di string coming undone and i the inside fels as empty as a buted house still getting the from a mall mail order house h b kg its co compensations not hot soia soup longer makes blisters in the pa diio I 1 just a slight smell of burning burn ingber aloer all A true maker of meloa ason gave a dinner here the g son of desperately poor binl grants a modest kindly little bitti e g who started life as a singing wa in d a bowery barroom bar room the dint dim celebrated his silver jubilee as maker of melodies it lias has leri just 25 years since he se set t the toes toe of the nation to tingling g with A alexanders ex ragtime band I 1 can think of 0 an occasional popular composer who might be defined as a person who has a good memory and hopes no one else has just as now and then but this Is a trade secret you strike a writer who Is getting by not cot because he Is such a good writer but because tie he lias has been such a close reader but for irving berlin it may be said that his lyrics are his own and his airs are his own and Ws his ideas are his own maybe why his tuneful output Is so good it reflects the spirit of an authentic creator a genuine minstrel bard the great republican hope NEVER thought the stocks that I 1 licked the desert and the apaches would be sl ackers but neither in arizona nor in new mexico can I 1 find trace ot of an anesthetic presidential boom tor for any home grown statesman on the other hand the sheep crop Is reported good maybe its just as well already there has been more than one favorite son boom that reminded me of a new trunk store on a side street you know the kind that bhays at a ys opens with a grand clos ing out nul sale republicans here bere speak highly of governor landon of kansas still you never can tell if you can believe what the sunday papers print when the editors cant think of 0 anything vise ose tragedy always followed fol owed owning the hope diamond or digging into king KID tomb but being indorsed endorsed Indor sed tor for office by IV R hearst Is pretty fatal too seems see ms to t me A new kind of ln inflation flatin LIEN oue one of the new deal WUEN groups the presidents consumers council announced the other th day that americans have larger hips hilis than formerly I 1 just said well im glad things are expanding there were several years when nothing I 1 owned showed a tendency to go up except my blood pressure and it if hips are spreading it merely means ider alder detours tor for a fellow when dancing ingon on a crowded floor but now another white house pet the works progress administration tr tra tion atlon gives a real thrill by prom sing to expose spinach proving there are plenty of vegetables just as good for the diet that taste like something and not like spinach maybe yet find a use for 1 spinach by applying it externally england N new w king IN 4 till matter of their ruling monarchs mon archa the english are luckier ler than some the crown Is never tarnIs tarnished hl ed nor the people ever shamed for all their kings are arc gentlemen and all their queens are queens why I 1 think brit aln ain will keep her royal line ilde chilis we keep keel our flag which ought to be quite a long spell in case any communistic person should ask you so to the witty and engaging youngish gentleman who picks up the mantle that slipped from the tired r shoulders of 0 a kindly and gracious elderly gentleman we over here offer our best wishes we know your majesty invariably will show good taste and whilst you in may ry not always do the right thing that would be asking too much of any man were wem dead sure sul j always U L say it IRVIN S COBB north Ar norlen newspaper alliance inc anu u arvice |