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Show fa Chinese Have Armored Trains in Manchuria mmf"" ,.mJi& ' ' - , '- -- m" Willi'' .,inuu .lWvwU--JlJllrl'lll'll''l''"'''- , , T , , i '' : ' : mt nii.i mm -" ' '""""" - ' vgj Not to be caught unprepared, tbe Chinese military authorities have rushed a number of armored cars, such as the ode shown in the picture, to the scene of the recent encounters with Bed Russian troops, near Harbin In north-ern Manchuria. 1 SUB f 0 I I ROSA ; MIMI I Kitchen Policemen yon thluk I'm going to MAYBUS (he cop who comes around to the back door to make love to the cook and the apple pie. But that Isn't the only kind of man jroo may stum-bl- e on In the kitchen. Nor do I mean those poor dough boys who were eel to the sink and made to clean the kitchen when they misbehaved tn the army. The offlcera put them on kitchen police duty, but they couldu't make tl.cm love the fry-ing pan or dlshmop. My Idea of the man who doea real duty In the kitchen is that of the fellow who does his share of bouse keeping, as far as cooking is con-cerned. There are lots of men who have come to the realisation that kitchen work Is no picnic for a wom-an, and these enlightened men have begun to share the responsibilities of tbe gas range and dlshpan. With the old-styl- e marriage, whicn is rapidly growing extinct, there was a "division of labor." whereby the man worked from sun to sun. or from whistle to whistle, while woman's work was never done, because she wasn't running on scheduled time. ' With the new marriage, the man finds It both possible and agreeable to do a certain amount of work In the shadow of the gas range. Ills wife may be doing her part In meet-ing household expenses with the L'll pay envelope, so It's only fair for him to match her work with his. If she's In an office, be can be In a kitchen. This arrangement changes the mean-ing of the rolling pin. Time was when this kitchen Implement was only a sign of the wives' disapproval. Now It meana that men, too, hnve some Interest 1n tbe place where their food It prepared. Do yon think that kitchen duty makes a man effeminate? I don't. It doesn't change a man when he does woman's work any more than It changes a woman when she does man's work. It's Ju3t a case of turn about Is fair play. I know of a man who Is about as far from being effeminate as a man can be. Judged by bis body and brain. And yet that man takes his place at tbe sink, and Isn't half bad when It comes to performing on the kitchen range. He says be learned the trick In camp, where It was his Job to get the breakfast The family used to have strong coffee, soggy cereals, and ro-bust muffins when be got the meal, but they liked the fun of seeing him play cook. Hall to the Chef 1 iiiniiiiiinn """tl WHY WE BEHAVE LIKE HUMAN BEINGS Br GEORGE OORSEY, Pa. D, IX-- D. a. i. ' ... . . "Bone-Heads- " Really Exist IN UPRIGHT gnlt. balanced skull, and anus free at the aides of the body, we differ most from the only animals that ape as. This upright gnlt Is maintained by action of muscle on bone. We bang on a bony skeleton, largely levers. We move by setting those levers in motion. To put us across a hundred yards In ten aec-ond- s, the skeleton must be mnture. If our bones were cartilage we would be wonderful contortionists, but our upright gait would collapse. Our ancestors went on all fours. In . acquiring the upright gait, the axis of the body changed from horizontal to perpendicular. This necessitated changes In every bone and muscle In the body and a complete overhauling of everything Inside lungs, circula-tion, abdominal viscera everything. Our pelvic girdle Is a broad, shal-low bRsln ; It supports the viscera. The keystone of tbe girdle Is the sacrum. It supports the backbone and locks tbe sreb behind. Tbe dog's sacrum Is long and narrow; ours, broader than tt Is long. The sacrum at birth varies from four to seven vertebrae. These unite Intc one bone ; but the first, and sometimes the second, never unites with the others. Above the sacrum la the vertebral column proper; seven neck or cervical, twelve thoracic, and live lumbar vert-ebraetwenty- four In all. But there may be six or eight cervical ; eleven or thirteen thoracic; four to six lum-bar. At fclrth, most of us have twelve pairs of ribs; some, only eleven ; some, thirteen. Seven pairs of ribs Join our sternum, or breastbone; there may be only six, there may be eight. Tbe first pair are sometimes mere rudiments. Our float-ing ribs are not so Important as when we walked on all fours; they vary in number and size. The sternum Is less important than formerly ; It varies rnormously. Two little bones some-times found on Its upper border are vestiges of the eplsternal bones of the lowest mammals. No man-mad- e column Is so delicate-ly adjusted, so slender, or so well balanced as our spine. Its sigmoid, or "S" curve, gives elasticity to our body, grace to our carriage, fine lines to onr back, and saves our brain from Jar and shock. The really human curves develop after birth, especially .the lumbar curve In the "small" of our back. The Infant cannot stand straight np because It has not yet ac-quired a backbone. Our backbone ends In small rounded bones about the size of pens. They are the coccyx, skeleton of our talL Tbe upper-ar- bone assumes Its human form only after birth, when It also begins to twist, as does the femur, to conform to Its new position at the side of the body. Human history may not start with man's foot, but our foot Is as human as our hands. Its bones show coming snd going changes. The big toe Is tbe strongest and Is more powerful In man than tn any ape; It Is coming. But most of It comes after birth; baby's big toe Is a poor affair. Tbe little toe is going. In one Individual out of every three It has lost a Joint Bat not on account of tl.jht shoes they can make corns, bnt cannot change heredity; the third bone of the little toe Is as often absent In feet which were never shod. Our skull Is no more human than are the bones of our foot or of our pelvis. It Is shorter In front longer at the back, better balanced on the spine; adaptations to an upright gait. Man has a flat face and a sizable chin when be has short Jaws. But Jaws vary, and long or prognathic Jaws change the countenance. In fetal life we have a. pair of between the npper jaw bones. At birth tbe suture, as skull joints -- re called, between them can barely be seen; by maturity, not at all. The suture often persists, obvious-ly atavistic The chia, or mental point of the lower Jaw, has nothing to do with "mentality." It Is a human trait but not of all men equally. Some have "strong" chins, some next to no cbln at all. ; We have two nasal bones. But In some men and all monkeys they be-come one; no real bridge then to the nose. Sometimes the bones are small and fiat ; no bridge at all. , The brain can grow only as long as the three big sutures of the skull remain open. They begin to close at the age of forty; the one at the back first; the fore part of the brain can keep on growing. In animals tbe su-tures close earlier than tn man, the front ones first They may close early in man; they may persist till old age. When one or another skull suture closes prematurely, cnrlously shaped heads result Tbe "boat-shaped- " head Is due to premature closing of the parietal suture. When all the sutures close prematurely, the skull becomes solid as though a single bone. The brain can grow no more. Idiocy re-sults the "Aztec" people of the circus. ) by Gtorgo A. Doner.) 8 I " "N 1 S m& t i I 1 ? , . I wait to see if a fceadache , s, NEVER off." Why suffer when there's Bayer Aspirin? The millions of men and women who use it in increasing quantities every year prove that it does relieve such pain. The medical profession pro-- ' nounces it without effect on the 9. i heart, so use it as often as it can 1 spare you any pain. Every druggist ; always has genuine Bayer Aspirin ' ; for the prompt relief of a headache, , colds, neuralgia, lumbago, etc. Fa-miliarize yourself with the proven 5 directions in every package. SPIRIN I Ai;trta b th trad mitt o Btnr HunfietV at MmaMUsHiiluMc U Stltolieacid ToAvoid Infection Use Hartford's Balsam of Myrrh All 4eJn t uthrlrd Is rtlund four aenei lor tin lint Iwltl II not talttd ASour Stomach In the same time It takes a dose ot soda to bring a little temporary rellet of gas and sour stomach, Phillips Milk of Magnesia has acidity complete-ly checked, and the digestive; organs all tranqulllzed. Once yon have tried this form of relief you will cease to . worry about your diet and experience a new freedom In eating. This plensnnt preparation is Just as good for children, too. Use it when-ever coated tongue or fetid breath signals need of a sweetener. Physi-cians will tell you that every spoon-ful of Phillips Milk of Magnesia neu-tralizes mnny times Its volume In acid. Get the genuine, the name Phillips Is Important. Imitations do not act the samel PHILLIPS Milk of Magnesia WOMAN SICK THREE YEARS HelpedBy Lydla CPinkliams Vegetable Compound Little Rock, Ark. "I was elck for three years after my last baby came. 1 1 could hardly walk nor leP a 1 4 vsx should because I gVwi- - was so nervous. I took seven bottles P of the Vegetable V Compound and used &. that number of hot- - ties of Lydla a Pinkham's Sana- - s, tlTe Wft8n. ana Ma; V I am feeling Just 1 ) flne i haTe a largo family and do tho work for all. tour Compound made tne a well woman, and I have a happy home now. I al-- ays try to Icgep a bottle of the Vog table Compound in the house and I teil evexfone about it for I know it whl diolp them." Mas. H. A. Adams, R. i. t D, 6. Box 63, Little. Rock, Arkansas. Remember When the Ladies Dressed Like This? f - W v 1 jf ' , f If ; ( " .'',. i-- bd . IiI'IS illiilli)' ' " These members of the California Federation of Business and Professional Women's Clubs In convention at the Hotel Huntington, Pasadena, Calif, added sest to their proceedings by adopting costumes of three decades ago for "Gay Nineties" day. Located "What has become of tbe end seat bog?" "He drives In the middle of the road." Lateot Model Friend tour wife is a picture I Kewlywed You said ltl The talk-ing kind. Tbe Style "Is the furniture in their borne mod-ern?" "Sure 1 Its' all antique." TO PROTECT BANKS iraflr- - T Hector Fuller Is here holding a Thompson submachine gun at the Bankers' Industrial exposition In New York. The baby machine gun weighs but nine pounds thirteen ounces, but Is capable of "spitting" a stream of 300 bullets a minute. New Wind Beacon for the Airmen I i3r I t fi IS , . i U 'i j I J, l.il' 114 ' I J i ' . I tf ! J y.,gS.. .... immmmmmkmmmmlvtm --1 MaJ. Francis Boyle, Capt. L. H. Palmer and Capt. Dudley Howard, left to right Inspecting the new windage beacon undergoing tests at Boiling field. This revolving beacon with the wind direction Indicator was Invented by I.ajor Boyle and Is so designed as to throw a colored beam down wind for a distance of from one to two miles as an aid to pilots making landings at night United States farms produce 500,-00- 0 pounds of mint oil each year, much of It for use in' flavoring tooth paste and chewing gum. News Notes! i It' a Privilege to Live In X UTAH j LAYTON Utah farms prbduce 500,. 000 bushels of onions annually. OGOEN At a late hour Sunday sight more than 60 members of the Ogden chamber of commerce had packed their grips in preparation for the start tor Idaho. UTAH A total of TS0 cars of peaches, valuted at $470,250, will be shipped out of Utah this year, it is estimated by railroad officials follow-ing a recent survey. KAYSVILLE In the last four years there has been an average of 540 acres per year planted to tomatoes in Utah for shipping purposes. The average production in 1928 was 230 bushels per acre. . VERNAL More tban 10,000 colonies of bees were lost by Colorado and Utah beemen last winter, mostly due to starvation. To avoid another such loss during tbe coming winter, bee-keepers should be sure and leave enough honey in tbe hives to provide sufficient food supply until the first honey flow of spring. 8ALT LAKE The first unit of ex-tensive additions to Airport lighting was turned on Wednesday night, wltn Commissioner Harry L. Finch aiu Charles J. Reading, police signal sy-stem head, present to Inspect the lighted circle, 100 feet in diameter, in the middle of the landing field. The circle Indicates the exact center of the field to pilots landing day or night GUNNISON Headway in getting Gunnison valley's famous cauliflower on the market throughout the United States is being made and to date some 12 cars have been shipped, according to Leslie Hancock, junior member tt tbe firm of Smith & Hancock, Salt Lake, wholesale dealers In produce. Representatives of the Pacific Pro-duce company are also shipping for their company. RICHFIELD County Agent S. R. TJoswell reports that the farmers of the county ere beginning to fill their silos for the winter's feeding. In the southern part of the valley, around Monroe, sheep feeding has grown into one of the main industries. Experi-mental feeding, under the direction of the state experiment station, will be conducted during the winter by the Monroe Sbeep Feeders' association. HEBER The turkey growers of Wasatch county made a tour of the valley recently accompanied by Pro-fessor Byron Alder, poultry special-ist of the Utah State Agricultural college. Professor Alder compliment-ed the growers at the places visited on the high quality of their birds. He advised the growers to keep "De-veloping mash before the turkeys con-tinually and to feed them all the bar-ley that they could clean up as well." LEHI Construction of a switch con-trol house new to the west is under way just south of the present Denver & Rio Grande Western railway sta-tion in Lehi. The new station will house the controlling apparatus for 42 signals and blockades and 12 switches on the D. & R. G. W. R. R. single track line between Provo and Midvale. It is claimed this introduc-tion to western railroading will make It possible to handle two-wa- traffic along virtually the entire line The new system will be in operation early In November. LOGAN Cache valley fair, which this year enjoyed the best weatber for several years, ended its seven-teenth annual exposition recently. This year's fair broke all previous rec-ords for attendance, while no figures could be had, it was sure of a sew record. According to Auditor J. W. Crawford of the fair association broke all records for fair attendance, when 4775 paid admissions were clicked through the turnstiles. Of these, 1733 were children who took advantage of the school being let out for a day to let tbem attend. OGDEN The football schedule as lined up for the schools are as fol-lows: September 27 South Cache at Preston, North Cache at Davis. East at Logan ; October 4 Box-eld-at Rear River, South Cache at Logan, Ogden at Davis, Preston at North Cache; Oct. 11 Ogden at Box-elde- r, Weber at Preston, North Cache at South Cache: Oct 17 Preston at Bear River, Weber at Davis, Logan at Ogden; Oct. 25 Boxelder at Logan, Bear River at Weber, South Cacbe at Ogden (tentative); Nov. 1 Boxelder at Weber, Preston at Logan, North Cache at Bear, Davis at South Cache; Nov. 6 Preston at Ogden (tentative); Nov. 8 Davis at Boxelder, Bear Riv-er at South Cache, Logan at North Cache; Nov. 11 Weber at Ogden. LOGAN Through the American Legion post and the chamber of com-merce, Logan is planning to make a bid for the proposed disabled veter-ans' hospital, which the Utah depart-ment of the American Legion will ask the government to build In the state. It was brought out in the state con-vention in Ogden that there are now two hospitals of this nature In the mountain district, at Boise and Helena, both of which are boused tn old forts or army barracks belonging to the war department, which will be subject to call at any time from that department There Is no fool like an old fool who acts like a yountr fool. JACK QUINN QUITS fa. ' " L Jack Qulnn, one of Connie Mack's veteran pitchers and who aided ma-terially this year In bringing the Ath-letics to the top, has announced bis retirement . Sweetheart Snatchert GIRL friend of mine Is almost A heart broken because another girl, one with dark hair and ruddy complexion, has taken a man away from bcr. Gentlemen do not always prefer peroxide. Of course, my girl friend was not engaged to tbe man, still less mar-ried, so she has no comeback tn the courts. She has nothing but tears. Now the experience which Jolted the girl's heart gave me a little tap on the brain. It made me ask Why J Then, too, a man 1 know, and de-test was boasting the other evening how be bad cnt another guy out. Man number one didn't really care for the girl he'd snatched, but he thought It was such fun to rob his pal of his sweet patootie. Such a world, and Why I suppose It's the way of the world, and It means that to have Is not to hold. To be held tn the bock sent of tbe auto doesn't mean that you'll re-main as the life of that petting party. Now, why do men and women, who wouldn't think of shoplifting. Indulge In this little crime of beart-plfking- ? Who steals my purse, as Shake-spear-e says, steals nothing but an pld powderpuff, the fare borne, and bargain counter bonky. But who steals my sweetie lifts something that 1 may not be able to get back at the next dance. For mtn are bard to grab In these days. But why? That's the question that bothers my bob and knocks the per-manent out of a wave which Isn't a week old yet I can understand a girl's motives when she swipes the other Jane's Steady, for girls have been taught to grab men. just as kit-tens are taught to bunt mice. Nature keeps telling the girl that she must find a mate. Well, here's a man who Is holding some other girl's hand. What of it? They aren't handcuffed together, are theyT So grab that guy. snd maybe there'll be a borne in It for yon. That's the way of the world where women are con-cerned. Sou see, women are economic and practical. They are bound to think of themselves and the race. So they keep tbelr eyes open for the Visible Means of Support which Is men. That's their excuse for sweetie snatch-ing, love-liftin- and heart-pickin- Men are not Just tbe same, but they are naturally hunters who are wait-ing for tbe open season to roll around. A roao shoots a deer for the fun of It not for venison. He likes to show bis power, his superiority over other men. Women snatch hearts because they have to. (A by thm Bn s dinu, too.) Jackie, Crippled, Uses Wheelchair y r I L., ''jr A ' v I ' 'if i V" i j LliZ: , - - f?t C V. . ''ir "Jackie," pet of a Dallas (Texas) family, recently run over by an auto-mobile, pulling himself along the "road to recovery" In a wheel chair con-traption built especially for him. , Naming the Menu Rastus Ef yo says anything ter me Ah'll make yo' eat yo' words, man. Exodus Chicken dumplings, hot biscuits and watermelon! Uh? "Women no longer wear elaborate hats." "Well, who looks at hats?" Mad Woman's Achievement A square of rag, inscribed in ex-quisite needlework with a clearly read-able message nearly 1,000 words long, was among the exhibit at the patholog-ical exhibition at the British medical congress at Manchester. The worker was a madwoman who Imagined that she was Eve, and the needlework de-scribes her hallucinations. The most astonishing thing about It is that It was all done unjer the coverlet of her bed, to conceal it from the nurse. She Intended It as a message to God. Chrysolite Highly Valued The Egyptians, who found the chrys-olite in their own domain, wore mag-nificent specimens as talismans for victory; the Romans believed It had the sun-give- n power to Induce cheer-fulness, while during the Middle ages when large quantities of the finest peridots were brought from the East by soldiers of the Crusades, It was called the "gem of divine Inspiration." SHORT ITEMS OF INTEREST Germany Is considering Imposing a gasoline tax. The thickness of the Ice sheet which evers the center of Greenland is un-known Brooklyn's population now exceeds that of the borough ot Manhattan by C00.O00. Massachusetts was the first state to adopt a compulsory school attend-ance law. ' Chemicals such as aspirin do not prolong the life of cut flowers. Minnesota plans to spend 12,000,-00- 0 In two years to eradicate bovine tuberculosis, . Gila monsters, of the lizard family, are more poisonous than many venomous snakes. Beetle trapping is a new sport In-troduced in Virginia to annihilate an Influx of Japanese beetles. Scots in United States The earliest Scottish immigrants to this country landed at Port Royal now Annapolis Royal Nova Scotia, in 10iS). They were under the lead-ership of Sir William Alexander. Tbey have gradually migrated to the West Lafayette Relie A draft from congress presenting Lafayette with $200,000 In "apprecia-tion of his sacrifices and services" and receipted by the general is on display In the main lobby of the Treasury building In Washington. Cannot "Roll Your Own" It Is a legal offense to fly a kite . In the streets or squares of an Eng-lish town, to throw stone or to let oiT any sort of fireworks. It Is equal-ly Illegal to roll a cask or carry a lad-der along any footway. Now Yon Know The ordinary domestic variety of pin weighs .0247875 ounces. Tbe ordi-nary postage stamp Is lighter than the air moil stamp, the weights respectively being .01297324 ounces and .0350.') ounces. The ordinary hu-man hair, one Inch long, weighs .00002 grams or .tMKKH7008 ounces. Tomb of Spanish Kings A short distance from Madrid, the temple of r tie Escorlul was built by Philip II In meuiury of the martyr. St Lawrence, who met his death on this spot Here many of the Spanish klnirr are bnried, Urgent Need Wanted Somebody who will Invent s but soundproof rooir Hint will exclude the noise from the neighbor's loud speaker. Detroit Fret Press. Fortune for Old Book Probably the most valuuble book In the world is the Gutenberg Bible, first to be printed on movable type. Not so very long ago an Austrian collector parted with $300,000 for tbe privilege of possessing a copy. ( The Cood Old Days Members of the gold rush In the Black Hills are to be preserved in a museum given Deadwood. 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