Show DO YOU REMEMBER THIRTY YEARS AGO we remember 1 when eggs were 5 cents a dozen butter was 10 cents a pound milk was 10 cents a galton gallon the butcher gave away liver and treated the kids to bologna the hired girl received 2 a week and did the washing when women ud did not powder and paint in public smoke vote play poker or shake the shim mic men lien wore whiskers and boots chewed tobacco spit on the sidewalks and cussed deer beer was 5 cents a glass and tho the lunch free laborers worked ten hours a day and never went on strike no tips were given to waiters and the hat check graft was unknown A kerosene hanging banging lamp and a stereoscope in the parlor were luxuries no one was ever operated upon for or appendicitis or bought glands microbes Mic robes were unheard ot of folks lived to a good old age and every year walked miles to wish their friends a merry christmas today you know everybody rides in automobiles or flies plays golf shoots craps plays the piano with his feet goes to the movies nightly smokes cl ci garets drinks corn juice blames the high cost of living on his neighbor never goes to bed the barne day he gats up and thinks he Is having a hell of a time these are the days of suffragettes profiteering rest hogs bogs excess taxes and prohibition it if you think life la is worth living I 1 wish you a happy future |