Show slats diary di ary by ROSS FARQUHAR friday ant emmy says at we make fun ol of elotsa things witch she says here in town but she h has a s descove discovered des covered reI that when you get them out in the coun trie why some ot of the town towa fokes is close to dum the other day she went out to unkel hens house with mr gillem and mrs airs gillem and in the eining when a bull frog got to Cro keing why mrs airs gillem diddens no n 0 what it was she it nas as a cow barking tor for her colt she sed Sat erday well I 1 in joyed a good laff at pas expense today at the dinner table when w e had etabel for dinner pa sed to ma witch ashud I 1 orta say I 1 eat or ashud I 1 say I 1 drink ma ala sed to him well frum the way it sounds I 1 think you ashud orta say that you gargle seep sunday ant emmy was saying at she diddens think men shad be aloud to play goll golf on sunday but ma sed she tho they ashud ma ala sed that the oney thing at wood keep sum men frum going to sleep in chirch was to go out an play golf monday my aly teacher in this evnin tor for a little bissit and she ast me what I 1 I 1 was a going to be when I 1 got threw I 1 replied and sed that the way things looked now sence I 1 got my last grade I 1 wood hold the record as the oldest fellow to ever graduate frum the tuesday wile me and ant emmy was in the hard wear store this afternoon a lady comes in and ordered sum 3 quarter inch hose for or her husband ant emmy sed she must of made a mistake tor for she diddens think they was a man in town with legs that ckinney skin ney mrs inix was a brag gen about her dafter today she had got so well oil she sed her house was complete with the latest of 0 anteck furni chure nevery thing thursday thi raday day ma is thinking ot of pa baing a new machine and today she was asting pa how did he like his new lachene and did it t run good he sed it run battern enny lachene he ever seen outside of r his gas meter |