Show slats diary by ROSS FARQUHAR I 1 1 friday rilly I 1 am getting so I 1 hate to see co come to are house evilly enny more hero here of 0 lately after they have went home why ma spells to 4 much time balling I 1 and pa out cut tor for the way wo we done that an other things just douile after sum cuzens left here nia ma jumps on me I 1 retch accost the table tor for sum cake she sed when you want sum thing clean accost the table why uso use yure bungue then she got sore when I 1 sed bebby all rite but my bungue I 1 long anuff to do th ataway Sat erday A ole fels tellow fellow lo 10 W witch is 80 yra of old age was wa s here this afternoon pa ast him how lie he had kep himself looking so yung and delthy looking and tile the old tellow fellow sed lie he webby it was be cuz he be quit chewing tobacka when he was seven years of old sunday out the noon and got a 1 puncher in the old front tar and then pa discovered he had came away without his pump and so he waited and waited tor for a otto to come along and try to borry berry there pump and finely a grate big one comes along and pa waved at then to stop but there horn her just sneered at us and they went rite on the nex one at come why pa yelled at them and ast it if they had a cork screw and they slid there wheels to stop pa got the pump monday jane has ben bragging about her uncle how rich he is and all that but mcday when they ast him how much gas he be had in his machine why he went and looked under the front seat for the tank so I 1 gess he aint ben rich very long tuesday I 1 give jane a hot one she ast me what kinds kinda girl I 1 want to marry it if I 1 done so I 1 sed well I 1 think it would be very foolish to marry a girl dummert I 1 am I 1 gess that got her she a sod ad d not only foolish but it wood be impossible m I 1 wile pa was at the ho spittle visiting a trend frend today he I 1 seen a borgula witch was there re covering come to find out sum woman made a mistake when she herd him in the house she abot it was her husband thursday day I 1 of 0 the ladys ont oa are st went to a fortune teller and go got t told of 0 her husband was in grate danger of daeing scon an now she dont no wether to get a doctor or a life insurance policy for him |