Show the two great classes now are motorists and pedestrians 1 baths i this is the season tor for pen al air baths and sun blistered modern government govern men t Is sure a pocket wrecking luxury love Is a leveler when cupid butts in we are all alike the latest paris skirts consist of a waist band and bucke the bolsheviks having stolen all there Is are out of a job many of us have a large roll ot of bills mostly la in a short time now there wont be any soviet to recognize some legislators are noisy but mentally silent in the millinery business tha buyer and hat are both trimmed mentally big men are on top b de cause they are mentally big itis it Is easier for in many any t 0 pay a income than on expense the utah state fair have a change of advertisement in this issue money talks but many of us are not on speaking terms it the peace bandwagon Is being drawn by a turtle and a small A sheep will sell 1 it if ever sheep are as plentiful as dollars having been discovered we are sorry for the north pole if you are careless today you are going to have worries tomorrow turks greeks poles and profiteers dont know the war Is over many who spring up like hire mushrooms turn out to be toadstools toad stools the chap who Is not doing it can see just how it 11 ought to be done I 1 the use having oceans it if we are going to fly across them the vehicle of the future will be a combined auto boat and airship asphalt streets are laid so BO water and gas companies can tear em up old E pluribus unum ought to quit parting his nam a tue the middle there are religious religions creeds and about the same maxes manes ot of cars all clubs are nice because they are composed of women chancy bacon of bedal view was transacting business here monday speaking of peace mexico has more of it now than the rest of us the eternal triangle Is that bread butter and jam never comes out even it is perfectly wonderful hoi many varieties of bad luck there aro are it Is not the kind of ilat hat you wear that counts but what you have in it speaking of the minimum wage that Is what a married woman gets ets when the one now in the way gets out somebody else will get in A sanitary couch Is so called be cause ause it has no place tor for bugg to hide john F ahern of ft duchesne was a pleasant caller at this officer office tuesday those who dont know enough t blow on hot soup should or order derit it cold the old time bartender did tot cot need a certificate to practice clue cine robert hicks and son blaino left monday for payson where blaine will attend high school tills this winter win vm lloyd 0 of upalco was in this cily tuesday thanks for th the e lucious water melon the trinity guild 0 of the episcopal church will meet mrs pearl redmond on wednesday october 5 the uintah light power co art arf going to light up neola thy will start wiring the houses next week the uintah power light co have hae ha e finished their concrete dam in uintah canyon thus we are assured plenty of 0 juice this corrins winter mrs G G breeden or hayden was inthis lathis eity city monday read the change ot nt P edwards in slon sion we ve dont know whether to talie take a trip to europe or buy a T bone bhae steak A wicked exchange notes that modern girls have dismie menns or of support whoever started the rumor that scotch bagpipes were musical instruments the western seed growers marketing co of salt lake have a change of 0 advertisement in this mrs issue angel proprietor of the sanitary meat market at helper li as been here the past week looking us over the TAe ashton auto co nave a new advertisement in this issue they are afe advertising the drop in prices of ford cars I 1 the uintah river stock st ock growers association will go up the uintah canyon on octobers Octo berr 3 to round up their cattle the man who takes care of our anto automobiles to receives more pay than the one who looks after the salvation of our souls S B shelton left here saturday for a load of freight at price it will probably take him about ten days to make the trip the pacific seed co of salt lake have a new advertisement in this issue J P may and W AI 11 hicks are the local managers we positively refuse to believe that one Is born every minute it surely must be one every halt half a minute and maybe more the amusement hall certainly looks fine since it was given an overhauling no doubt it Is the finest hall in duchesne county word was received here the past week that miss edna Shur shurtleff had married W H norton at san diego the fore part ot of this month chicago is said to have more rats I 1 than people and there is a grave suspicion that the pon poetical machine there votes every one of 0 them jack left tor for Spring springville ville the past week he will return in the near future with his ha family who have been at Spring springville ville for the past two years one little boy says that unless cows and bees go to n heaven the milk and honey the sunday teachers tell so much about up there will all be canned stuff duncan marchant ot of this place and robert marchant Mar chaut ot of loka ioka left here Tue tuesday for the bedl ilde of 0 their mother who is reported to be very ill at her home in emery chamy one town will get ahead while another stagnates one charL charlberg cha aber ber ot of ca commerce mence will bring industries while aether another will no nothing thing more startling than good eats and oratory post office box tents rents were raised here commencing october 11 I 1 l t looks strange in times of 0 prices to raise the tents but we naturally suppose that tha uncle sam n aids ads the money it Is a good scheme to say youra prayers night before going to bed and Is a matter bof safety first if you sleep in ia one of I uese wall s that shut up like like a jaal nife and are liable to doso boso without notice I 1 geor george ge mulvey was sere bere saturday sir mr mulvey mull vey says he wn have bave an oil rig on the hill isreel dome come in operation within a few f ew the rig Is on the way wd ar jd will probably probable be in operation by the the last or october oct octol ofer ier the staka mutual board ed th the biu wiuf t jal ial presidents oz 0 aai ai wardi of 0 roosey elt state here saturday evening at the amusement liall hall T vi there re vr T as a large crowd present ani and a a 7 ne ae chicken dinner was waa served ont comic paper shows a little boy read ng g a no novel vel at a wandow yin dow A thunder d er and lightning storm comes comesup up a IO 10 to lie he switches from the novel to lasi bible but as soon on a as the storm abates he switches back to the novel now aint that just like all the rest of usi us when the arevik was bick the d devil ll 11 a monk would b be e but when thle the de vilgot weli tiie the devil a monk was hey he I 1 mrs chas hutcheon of neola was among the shoppers here fonday according to the law of the land r it Is i a crime to give gave away liquor aliquo r another of those fool laws that airo p ro hibbs what nobody wan wanis s to do anyhow Sug armana indicator Af marshal arshal foch is coming to airier america this fall and attend the legion convention at kansas city he fie will no doubt receive a warm reception at ai all places he visits in country the victory highway route has been changed through loosevelt noo sevelt in future the route comes up first east street to lagoon down lagoon to main street thence up main alain to second north street the sign posts were changed here monday state mine inspector mckensey Kensey Ic and wife miss bach anar miss cummings all of salt la lane laie ne were guests of 0 mr air and mrs ed evans a few days the past week mr air kensey 13 an uncle of ed evans they spent friday fishing in the canyon sunday they returned home A kansas arkansas city man eats his noonday meal at a so callea eneal restaurant in a section where one thousand people are employed within a radius ot of a block lie ordered watermelon er the melon was cut in hall half and each halt half cut into six pieces each piece sold for 20 cents making that restaurant receive each for or melons three slices of at the same restaurant cost 10 cents the prices cannot be charged to service because there Is no service it la Is one of those get lf if you can places commonly referred to as cafeterias the kansas city man who grew up on a farm know what the tomatoes ana the melon cost the restaurant management but he knows he believes within a narrow margin what the barmer who grew them was paid and when he hears traveling salesmen who call on small town merchants merc nanis nants say the farmers are talking like he thinks of that melon and the 20 cent tomato kansas kaneas city star |