Show MRS M RS BOWSER BO WS ER S 1 ST STORY 0 RY and mr bossers B Bow w s sers r 3 adaven ad v ture tre B by ym M QUAD Q aar newspaper rs syndicate V 1921 by mcclure mcclur dinner was ready at the u usual s ual hour tout mr bowser hail bad not appeared mrs airs bowser waited three ini minutes and then began to worry orry why mr dowser bowser come collie had he gone on a fish fishing ilig excursion end and been wree wrecked led and perhaps laps been cast on a lone one wand island miles and ami miles et rea lie might have gone golle up in a flying machine and talen a drop lie ile might have 9 cone out into the country to buy a piece of land to raise grasshoppers half past six and no mr mrs boser put on her hat find and walked up tip to tile the car line she stood on the corner for a quarter of an hour end and no mr bowser she returned ed to the house to telephone but who could die che telephone to who kept track and trace of mr bowser the cook come came up lip to console bole her end and she did it by saying do not worry mrs bowser if mr bowser has fallen olt off tile the roof of s R building find and been smashed all to jelly the end of him and you cant help him any by vorry worrying ing lie ile may have climbed a atiee and is afraid to come down mrs bowser was moving toward bonard the telephone when bell it be began all to ring she answered ans vered very quickly Is this mrs bowser was tile the inquiry yes ies yes I 1 mrs samuel J dowser bowser yes you live up on third place dont you yes I 1 do well dont get nervous when len I 1 tell e aou ou something this is tile the police station in the sixth precinct Is is ray husband dead was asked in a trembling voice oil oh no madam ile he is nery ery much alive now I 1 will nill make you understand liow low the case Is A boy who is a young thief was stealing from a grocer A detective saw him and arrested him the boy fought back and the two had quite a scrimmage in the mr air dowser bowser was riding home on the car ile he saw nw the row and thought thou clit the man was abujin abusing g the boy ile he jumped off the car and mixed it and as it is against the law to strike an officer vaille doing ills his duty lie was or arrested rested and brought in and nothing lips happened to him caked mrs bowser well yes find and no to that ile he Is a very tery lordly sort of a man you must ile he thinks ile he runs the town lie ile tegan began talking in a loud voice the minute he be came into the lie station and telling what would happen to us it if we lid did not inot apologize and turn him loose mr bows bow sers way it why amby he has ways about him said mrs bowser with mth a laugh 1 I should think he hadl had when I 1 told him that if lie he shut up we I 1 1 ti J 1 1 16 I 1 4 he may have climbed a tree and Is I 1 afraid to come down would lock him up in a cell he defied me cue to do it ile he ald that if I 1 locked him up he would go to tile the president of et the united states and make uie me all kinds of trouble ile he said president barding was a great chum of his mrs bowser laughed lau glied and the pollee police ergeant went on lie ile finally started to walk off and we had to detain him in the row I 1 think he got hit lait with a club but there Is i no great damage done it cooled him on off somewhat but it took thi three ee of 0 Is to put him in a cell we r would have let hint go it if he had L explained x the case but he would not dot lis listen t en to us now lie he will have to appear in court tomorrow morning to a answer I 1 the hie charge f misdemeanor I 1 dont think it will do any hurt to keep him in the cell nil all night it if you want to ball balk him out you must lust bring the deed of your property 1 but I 1 cant do that answered mrs dowser mr bowkor has the deed in mare afe deposit then dien can you raise two hundred and fifty dollars in cash 1 I 1 tear fear not as we have got but 5 in the house and mr bowser got but 10 on him unless you have some friend 40 0 o interfere in your behalf he be will have to pass the night in a cell you bolett corne come down and talk the mitter matter over with mm him yes I 1 will come ur tarl bowser went down to ur tu eta t tion tnt but she was minutes too to late they would have shown her every courtesy but sir mr bowser had taken advantage of those fifteen minutes to rale raise another row he had bal baled banded ed on the door of his cell and indulged in about fifty awful threats therefore they were about ready to drench him down domn with cold water played through a hose mrs dowser bowser was only allowed to talk to him through tile the door she spoke about getting sirs mrs green or some one else to ball him out but he almost ferociously replied 1 I forbid you to do anything of the tha kind I 1 want to have a perfect suit for a million dollars damages against these fiends of police I 1 am in lie here re and here I 1 v will III stay until I 1 am brought into court in the morning I 1 know knew the judge lie ile will give them an awful raking don and then I 1 will begin my sult suit if it is necessary tile the president liling himself elf III come collie down here as one of 0 my lily witnesses but tile the president ri ninas ws nothing about the case protested A sirs mrs dowser bowser it dunt dont ninke make any difference I 1 toli teli you sirs mrs bowser bomser they have got bold of the wrong man they never knew who i he samuel J bowser was but they v will III know it after this I 1 the detective A go U 0 I 1 i I 1 indulged in about fifty awful threats threat scratched my nose in reaching tor for my collar they will vill have to pay me a hundred thousand dollars for that sei snatch atch then he tore my coat collar as you see that Is another hundred thousand then because I 1 stop talking they hit me with a club and the brutes shoved me into the cell cell oil but wont I 1 give them such a law suit as never was heard of be before forel 1 then I 1 cant get you iou out said mrs bowser no maam you cant but you must not worry I 1 will be home about nine headed by a brass band you can arrange about the band it 11 you want to sir mr bowser was rather quiet all night long that is lie he protest and threaten only once every fifteen lill minutes lie he was nas bro brought lIght out of his cell when nhen court opened lie he smiled at the judge but there was no returned smile the officer told how he saw the boy stealing find and he said there was a scuttle le because the boy tried to bite alta his hand ile he told of sir mr bossers Bow sers interference ter and then sir mr bowser himself was called to stand up all he ha said was ile he was using the boy in a brutal manner and I 1 felt called upon to interfere ter fere oil oh you did eh remarked the th judge you are fined 50 or thirty days in jail I 1 1 there were friends of sir dowser bowser there who lie lent him the money and he ha paid the fine and started for home when he be reached it he had something to say to sirs mrs bowser and it was 1 I will also sue the judge for a million dollars damage 1 get some breakfast ready for mel me |