| Show gross ignorance A pittsburgh lawyer was conducting a case in court not long ago and one of the witnesses a burly nero negro confessed that at the time of his arrest he was engaged in a craps game immediately the lawyer said now sir I 1 want you to tell the jury just how you deal craps wass dat asked the witness rolling his eyes address the jury sirl thundered the lawyer and tell them just how you deal craps lemme lemine heah 1 cried the witness uneasily fust thing I 1 know this gem man gwine to ask me how bow to drink a sandwich 1 boston transcript |