Show S T 0 R 0 stony justice unmoved by plea of god in heart NEW EW YORK when a chap Is a god in heart and a star in heaven and will admit it in court the reader may easily realize how bow he will loathe a ul oven yen month call nt at the essex county jail in new jersey but that Is where abraham adlor adler has gone after confessing th A in the criminal branch of the federal district court the full details N of why N by lie he would rather not go to war NEED W 50 for the nonce or later CO 70 TO j abraham who was born in russia WAR and has wasted most of his twenty rm FIX fOT rt NI nine tears nears in north america was wad arraigned ral ned for refusing to appear for examination under the federal draft act in ills his blotted questionnaire he made it clear that his only dependents are birds and squirrels of central park and although there are a lot of them this excuse was deemed less than ample lie ile explained that he fed the birds and squirrels and outlined what the menu was rind and how often the bird and squirrel food was served whereupon detectives with rubber heels began tiptoeing toward the adler furnished room at west seventy eighth street upon arriving there they found mr adler with one hand within his lapel and with one knee slightly extended defying the world ile he stated that he would not move one elbow ear or eyelash and that no power on earth could move him the reason for this was that lie he had been ordained by heaven as a minister of god that he was a god in heart and that by the merest good fortune lie he was a star in heaven this being explained sir mr adler was removed feet up to the federal court and arraigned before judge julius M mayer government alienists allenis ts tapped sir mr adlers head and found that far from being empty tt it was full of 0 nonsense and that he be was one ol of the sanest bird and squirrel chefs ever ani annoyed royed by the thought of armed conflict when arraigned be explained that the sight of 01 anyone being jabbed punched or booted makes him weaker than usual and that he would go to war if the government would guarantee him an enemy who would not get too flip on slight acquaintance so the detectives picked him up by the feet again and took took him over to the essex esses county jail where inhere as luck would have it he will be the only star of heaven on the premises |