Show ADVERTISE I 1 had a span of mules for sale at one half price I 1 needed kale old brown told me to advertise for that said 1 I irn far to too 0 wise avise ill keep the money in in my jeans and blow it in for pork and beans ill do the advertising brown ill drive the mules up and down sure look go good od to some old guy stop me on the street and buy I 1 tied blue ribbons on the tail a placard reading mules amules for sale for just one half of what worth the best old mules upon the earth all day I 1 traveled up and down that blooming plagued blasted town and not a person noticed me except a sinner on a spree who asked me where I 1 stole that mule and made me feel like some old fool thinks I 1 this method makes me mad I 1 think ill try a three line ad the ad appeared on tuesday mom and just as sure as I 1 am born before id cleaned my dinner plate one hundred buy ers swarmed my gate I 1 sold the mules for one third more than I 1 had asked the day before I 1 sold bold some chickens and a cow arld and traded off my 1 usty rusty plow |