| Show WIFE DECLARES HUSBAND BROKE ALL THE TEN commandments FOR MARRIED FOLKS commandments FOR MARRIED FOLKS F for or men alen I 1 thou kep keep thy past unto thyself 2 thou halt not scoff 3 thou be a careful kiss cr A 4 remember that thou keep thy mairi marriage age vows six days thou guely dream 0 of f might have beens but on the seventh awake remember thy wife to sing her praises give her freely of thy time and wit for a dull husband is a discouragement ag e ment to the gods and a clever one almost human 5 honor thy wife and all her bills 6 remember thy mother in law to keep her guessing for a wise mother in law loveth a cheerful liar and a poor excuses excuse is better than none 1 j 7 thou shall not steal a march into thy club i 8 thou shall not toy with danger though verily a live im impulse has low domestic voltage boredom beaten to a frazzle 9 thou choose thy brand of tobacco likewise thy 1 experience according to thy income 10 thou be a man de pec per dable as thy lest best investment thoroughbred as a r racer acer mellow as old wine constant as thy club dues then of a surety will favor cling to thee is as lichen to an old oak for women I 1 thou not nag 2 thou keep thy temper to thyself 3 thou not bore thy hus bus band 4 remember that thou keep unholy his man socks six days thou frivol arid and do all the things that thou lovest to do but on the seventh think remember his linen to se see that it is spotless provide thou the extra stud for the emergency teat that will come and watch lest the suit that hath been pressed is is not not r returned to its accustomed nail as it will be the one he asketh for 5 honor thy husband and let lei him do exactly as he be please that the praise may be in the land that the lord thy god thee 6 thou not ask him any questions neither in the mom ing nor at noon day nor at night for whatsoever a man thee to kow how that will he tell thee unsolicited and a question mark is a hook that cat catch cbeth eth who knows what 7 thou not complain verily a complaining woman is worse than a shoes that pinch eth 8 thou not steel thy heart against his hobbies 9 thou obey him gome sometimes times uncertainty hath iab it s charm when minds are masculine 10 tanu be fresh andi and sweet and dainty as a shower boti bousouet onet for lingerie is more to be desir desired col than rubies and a g cook above government bonds |
