Show RULES OF THE ROAD adopted by the farmers anti automobile society 1 upon discovering CI an approaching pro aching C team the automobilist must stop offside and cover his machine with a blanket to td correspond with the scenery scene irv 2 the speed limit on country roads this year will be A secret and the penalty for violation will be 10 for every mile an offender is isle taught aught going 1 in n excess of it 3 in case an automobile makes A team run away the penalty will be 50 for the first mile for the second for the third etc that abe team runs in addition to the usual damages 4 on approaching a corner where ho he cannot command a view of the road ahead the automobilist must stop not less than yards from the turn toot his horn ring a bell fire a revolver hallo and send up three bombs at intervals of five minutes 5 automobiles must again be seasonably painted that is so they will merge with the pasto pastor ral ensemble and not be ng mg they must be green in n spring golden in summer red I 1 in n autumn and white in winter j 6 automobiles running on iThe the country roads at night 1 must send up a red rocket every mile and watt wait ten minutes for the road to clear they way may then proceed carefully blowing their horns and shooting roman candles 7 all members of the society will give up sunday to chasing automobiles shooting and shouting at them making a ah crests ests and otherwise discouraging country touring on that day I 1 i 8 in case A horse will wiit noti not pass an automobile the automobilist mob ilist will take the machine machin i apart as rapidly as pos possible ble and conceal thi th I in the grass 1 l j 9 in t an n automobile abbe ap 0 proa broan pr oan 1 A farmer e s HOW when the roads are dusty it will wiil slow down to one mile ari hour and the chauffeur will lay ia the dust in front of the house with a hand sprinkler worked over the dashboard j 0 |