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Show 1,1 i iiiii.ii.. wntfkll 1ROOTRS BEVERLY HILLS. Well all I know Is just what 1 read In the papers, and what I hear over the Radio during the various tooth paste hours. I tell you It's a lucky thing tor us that people's teeth are In swb. bad shape or we never would get any amusement at all In the old day when we did nothing with our teeth tin we died off, why wa had no amusement at all. We couldent turn a dial and get our favorites Amos and Andy. Tooth paste has beea responsible re-sponsible for more good laughs than Barnums Circus has, and you can as ' the wrong kind too. According to the announcers, there Is various kinds that cause decay, while their kind brings on added growth, so you got to be mighty careful , ' flnilraa thA k.t I , I. - I . ------ www iuujb iu wvrm In the old days was to chew on a tough plots, of steak, or kinder gnaw on and around a bone. But nowadays on ac-eouuUof ac-eouuUof having to buy so much tooth past, why It dont leave enough to get the steak to whiten and toughen the teeth.) oA good old rump steak would give your teeth more exercise and build up a foundation than a steel tooth brujsh would. .--., But these lettuce sand witches Jul '.'-.'. . dent offej much resistance to the old Molars and they dont get much exercise exer-cise on them. Malted Milk over a soda fountain just might as well be Inhaled as tar as the teeth Is concerned. This Caviar asslsTed by Cocktails another National dish that dont offer, ipuch ' physical, resistance to the eye teeth. Ia tact as tajLas the old Tasks are concerned the A is really : no reason for owning them. 4 An old toothless man or woman is not in-con venlenced In the least with our modern type of food. There Is nothing that eomes In cans that we cant bulldog with ease and comfort. Our more rough type of food nowadays Is a ham sandwich, and the Boys last slke It ox It so that the teeth have no function to perform in Its digestion. Moat of our up to date food if by absorptution. It melts in vour mitt.th . so when the J old Tooth brush gets a crack at the teeth Its about the only . " J thing they have encountered since babyhood, you have to brush era for tbey have 3iad nothing . rub up against em lately. 'A Wolf has -the best. looking teeth In the world. Tey are always white. Even the announcer wont tell yon that there la aim forms over them. But on the other hand look what the old Coyote misses. He never did hear . about Madam Queen, he dont know the King fish from a Better, Pup. He has nothing to console his lonely hours only chewing on some competitor. competi-tor. He has the whitest teeth, but he Is not Informed on how many times -a day the little Baby Wolves should grab a tube of "Never Tarnish" and scrape the wisdom teeth. If this Country bad static for a solid month, there Is no telling What would become ot people's -teeth. But everything Is sorter drifting to the sanitary anyhow. In the old days when we wasent so sanitary, why we were strong enough to withstand all the germs. But nowadays we have to be careful of the Microbes for It they get a hold on as we are gone. We are not physically able to withstand em. In the old days as many as wanted to could drink out ot one cup, and the last one would Just shake bis head and swallow down Mike-Robtes Just ss fast as they would acumllate. -But now the old Individual cup wont go for over one sitting, or It will knock the second Individual In-dividual right into the Infested class. The old fashioned Goard that the whole family drank out of from birth, till doath, would kill off mora of t!w modern mod-ern population than a. waft; We; just aint built to stand the aaauilH u4 bat terles of an unwrapped-in-p.;itn--oH-tainers. -?54-- But while we have-lost t strength and ' endurance we have- valued in amusement and instruction; Fot there la not an hour of any day thai jome one on the Air dont keeji t.s warned ot what Ilea In wait for m m heq- we dont use their remedy. There Is 'Ju.t more different things that can happen to ns than there used to ba. If you think there Is not unemployment unem-ployment Just look at these flat golf courses and see the amount , of , people out ot work. ' 1 Its wonderful exercise. ex-ercise. You stand on your feet lor hoars watching somebody else putt Its Just the old- -fashioned pool hall , but with no chaira aroand-the wall. - You dont near so much of prohibition lately. Just drinking for the novelty of the thing has about wore off, and the ones that really like it and decided to adopt it seriously have Just settled down to steady drinking and are keeping keep-ing pretty quiet about It 1930. McNaugtit Sradican, lnc |