Show f Bench J By Golly Gumdrop ya should have been with me I seen the funniest sight you ever I slapped my leg and asked Gordon Harmston what it he said it was a it had on they call shorts but it looked like them old swim suits grandma used to Ya should of seen those hairy legs and those boney knees and the way it at me as if there was wrong with my new bib I had my thumb in my bib and laughed till I was fit to be I thought to ya ought to go to town more golly ya don't know what your said about a if a tourist what is there to fleece John Gale sold me a Big U Booster Button I pinned it right on those new bib overalls cause ya all know how green an beautiful the Big U Country is this just one glance at the rugged splendor of the High to the north and King's Peak right up there like it's got a right makes ya breath deeper and gives ya a deep satisfying feeling of contentment for living in this Great Uintah I will see ya at the gosh I wait for those talent Whose gonna win it this Your guess is as good as If I was a bettin man that tourist could win a prize of some sort but I don't know in what See ya THE BENCH FARMER |