| Show And Nary a Drop Was Spilt Along the Way A young Scottish couple had moved from their country cottage into a modern All their goods and chattels arrived safely with exception of the rain After the wife had pleaded with her husband that this was an asset to her he said he would go and get it that As he had not arrived home at a. m. his wife became At a. m. the back gate slammed and there was a dull In a few seconds the door opened to reveal a dishevelled and perspiring who job Thee didn't tell me it were full |