Show r THE TRIAL OF ADOLF HITLER Bailiff to the Hitler You can't do this to mcl A Voice Wanna What is your A. I was a paper hanger until I gave it I Why did you give it A. My wall paper drove the customers Why didn't you let them make their own A. I wanted to be boss of every- i even I You also did some oil did you A. but that's not among the crimes I'm being tried I It should You also were an ar- j 0 Did you have f fM any saw my When did you decide to give up honest ways of making a living and found a new A. One day when I looked into a full-length What happened to influence A. I saw a reflection of Only A. Sometimes I To what do you attribute your rapid rise to complete domination of the German Was it something you A. It was something THEY Where were you on the night of August A. if I could only forget Why did you in- i vade A. It was not an it was coun- W with pur- Do you still think anybody here will believe that A. but it's my only You also attacked Norway and other small nations in violation of You are charged with the bombing of defenseless wanton destruction of schools and great historic machine-gunning the murder of hospital inmates and general What is your A. I deny On what A. On the grounds a cooked goose can't depend on Its You signed a pact of friendship with Russia and then stabbed her in the back with-I i out What about A. When I sign a pact of friendship it should be warning t Won't you please cease being I boastful and altogether A. I'm not being it's just my radio judge That reminds I think the prisoner's radio speeches should be added to his i Do you remember that speech where you said you never take off your uniform until you had licked the Whatever became of that A. After four years without being removed it became so infested with cooties that I became the world's outstanding subject for de-lousing by unanimous Judge I think we have heard The jury will retire for ten seconds and reach a Hitler No jury ever reached a verdict in ten Judge This one STRAIGHT MAN A man I like is Marshal Smuts He never deals in and those convicted and on their way to serve prison were all shown in the newspaper grinning if not leering at the rest of us as if it were all a very funny matter with quite a light and airy Which renews Elmer campaign to Cease Glorifying Indefensible If there is anything that offends most Americans it is these snapshots of all sorts of law leering while police and court officials stand about smiling What's the escapes us |