Show SHORT SHARP AND SNAPPY perhaps Cen congress gress only wants to ta give the airship stories and tho the opening ol of the baseball season a chance the trouble about the office seeking fever is ia that so few of those who get it ever succeed in ratting getting rid of it last year the tha people of the U S spent for coffee for vb whiskey iskey and f for beer it looks as though the tha war between greece and turkey might be brought to a close before the fourteenth round was reached A chicago landlord that a woman could be ba shut up in a folding bed but an unfeeling jury assessed the mans mana damages at the michigan woman who be headed her mother in law must have gone crazy from reading the newspaper jokes about that much abused individual ahe hawaiian question is very much alive again and no one need be surprised to see annexation in one one or another form accomplished before long there may not bs be any connection between legi legislate slathe e deadlocks and corruption in the election of the U S senator e but people will talk you know all honor to the governor of the state of alabama for his action in tho the case of the two L D S missionaries S R borwn and chas R spencer the latter of randolph perhaps it be eald eaid but all the tame it is true that some of those who were conspicuous at the dedication of tho the grant monument were amon g the abyers of gen grant when he was living from an american point of view prince de chimay chamay would better have fought the rapsy fiddler who took his wife away from him than the paris editor who merely defended her r tight 1 ht to go on tho the stage there is something wrong in a system under which a man who had bad devot devoted j his whole life to educational pursuits cuts his throat at the ego ago of 73 because Ic cause of 0 ab abject e ct poverty prof J D Den dennison Cenni nicon eon of ix N J was the unfortunate man |