Show sharp rebuke brought him memories of rome home A man walked into a restaurant and left the door open A big fat man called out shut that door were you brought up in a barn the man closed the door went to a table sat down and began to cry at which the fat man looked uncomfortable and went over to the sorrowful one said he im sorry I 1 intend to hurt your feelings I 1 just wanted you to close the door im not crying because you hurt my feelings came the reply but I 1 was brought up in a barn and every time I 1 hear an ass bray it makes me feel homesick |