Show I 1 aw h I 1 ezza out now we know that the earth is round said the schoolmaster tell me thomas would it be possible for you to walk round the earth no sir replied thomas and why not cause was the unexpected reply 1 I twisted my ankle playing baseball WOULD SURPRISE ALL your methods of cultivation are hopelessly out of date said the crop advisor to the old farmer why id be astonished if you got even ten pounds of apples from that tree so would I 1 replied the farmer its a peach tree little left an english lawyer was entertaining a member of the new york bar now in the united states army the englishman showed his guest a picture of gandhi in an illustrated paper and said hardly believe it but gandhi used to be a lawyer 41 Is that so said the american he looks to me more as if he had been a lawyers client hearts desire waiter how would you like your rice madam spinster wistfully thrown at me new steno following rapid dictation now mr jones what did you say between dear sir and sincerely yours |