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Show ' r- THE RICH COUNTY REAPER. RANDOLPH. UTAH OUR COMIC SECTION Gems of Thought complained of was told by a troubles digestive specialist that he was drinking too much, and would have to stop it. Well, said the patient, what am I to tell my wife? The doctor thought for a few minutes, then said: Tell her you are suffering from syncopation. The patient did as he was told. What is syncopation? asked his A patient who KNOW where there is more wisdom than is found in Napoleon, Voltaire, or all the ministers present and to come in public opinion. Talleyrand. Be calm in arguing; for fierceness makes error a fault, and truth disJ- Herbert. courtesy. You must say of nothing, That is beneath me, nor feel that anything can be out of your power. Mirabeau. Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle. Michel- wife. I dont know, said the husband, but thats what he said. When her husband had gone out the wife looked up the word in the dictionary, and found that it meant: Irregular movement from bar to bar. angelo. Noble blood is an accident of for- tune; noble actions characterize the Goldoni. great. Syncopation Seented to Cover Patients Ailment Our Deepest Chasm Keeping Your Linen Shelves in Order The deepest chasm in the United States and in continental North America is Hells canyon on the Snake river, directly along the border between Pregon and Idaho. This abyss, formed by the Waljo-w- a mountains of Oregon and the Seven Devils range in Idaho, is about 75 miles long. For over 40 miles it averages 5,510 feet in By RUTH WYETH SPEARS VTODERN linen closets are tucked in spare corners all over the house, always as close as possible to the place that the linens will be needed. Towels may be found in the bathroom, napkins in the pantry or kitchen and bed linens near the bed rooms. I have sketched the whole story here of how one homemaker keeps her linen shelves in order. She , depth. At one point it is 7,900 feet deep, almost a mile and a half from rim to river, which exceeds by some 1,800 feet the ot maximum Pathfinder. LUNCH CLOTH AND MATS ROLLED ON PIECES Of BROOM STICK O-f- e COLORED BANDS FOR SETS OF BED LINEN and 6,100-fo- for Grand canyon in Arizona. Napkins HANG STICK WITH TACK AND STRING WHILE BRIGHT ENAMEL DRIES ROLLS HELD WITH RIBBON-COVEREELASTIC STITCH EDGES OF TWO PIECES OF CRIBBON TOGETHER-RU- N A 5"PIECE OF ELASTIC THROUGH-SfcsSTHEJOIN ENDSOja T '!' BIAS BINDING SLIDE BUCKLE likes to keep things in sets identified with colored bands and thinks it is more efficient to roll many pieces than to fold them. The best napkins may be banded in blue and white, luncheon mats may be rolled on a red stick with a red band and green may be used for the bridge table cloth. Linen holders like these would make, attractive gifts, 'too. ' And speaking of shelves and drawers ; eirls adore the stocking case in Bck 3, and the drawer pads in Bok 4; and they make dainty gifts fc r any one. The table cloth case inf 2 is another good linen idea. These homemaking booklets NOTE: are a service to our readers andNo. just published contains a descript1 the other numbers, as well as 32 6 It, Mom! O-Ce- soft O- - Cedar lustre LASTS saves weary hours of work The Vou can wash away the ugly muggy film prints and dirr, you can make your dull ana listless furniture and woodwork clean and sparkly; you can leave behind a soft warm silken lustre that STAYS, a lustre that LASTS for weeks and for months fongft Polish in . if you'll use genuine your dampened cleaning doth. Thetes a pleasant astonishing treat in store for you when you do. of clever ideas fully illustrated. To .get your copy send 10c coin to cover cost an mailing. Send order to: MRS. RUTH WYETH SPEARS Drawer Bedford HUls Enclose ordered. 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