Show what b b chinks about privacy for the windsors Wind sors ANTA MONICA CALIF S SANTA in order to live quietly and escape as much public attention as poss possible ible 2 im quoting the dispatch the duke of windsor and mrs simpson following their marriage will seek a secluded residence in the united states the idea is not new hoping to kill stanford white in some very remote secret nook harry thaw P picked out a N new e w york roof garden on the first night of a big musical comedy and only lately one of our movie queens 1 ako striving to get away A I 1 from it all put on all her portable jewelry and went to the broadway preview of one of those colos irvin S cobb sal titanic gigantic masto donic super screen epics only to come forth complaining that ine one could never flee to the most private of hiding places without being annoyed by crowds so america is certainly the right place for the newlyweds honeymoon where nobody will stare at them or follow them or yell at them why just offhand off hand I 1 can think of fully three spots where famous folks may enjoy such immunity mount mckinley in the winter death valley in the summer and alcatraz island all the year round giving up earl browder T FOR OR years it has been my regular custom to give up something during lent last year I 1 gave up boiled turnips I 1 never eat boiled turnips anyhow the year before I 1 gave up anthony adverse at page 2749 and nearly all little movements the year before I 1 gave up upton sinclair as my spirit spiritual ual guide in matters political for this year I 1 decided to give up mr earl browder I 1 dont quarrel with his sincerity he h happens apkens though to be the outstanding exponent in america of the communist movement which has done so much for human happiness and human progress in the countries that tried it such as russia victory dinners W HO says new dealers arent smart business men that victory dinner means a clear profit of figuring the food at 5 a head and the combined speeches at 30 cents which even if they average up to most after din ner speeches is indeed a high valuation back in andy jacksons day you you could pay off a campaign deficit with hoop poles and coon pelts and in thomas jeffersons time the strongest pack mule in virginia tote worth of vittles bittles vitt les so naturally jeffersonian simplicity and jacksonian thrift will be extolled presumably the republicans will follow suit with a dinner or donation shower for john hamiltons hope chest needy guests will wear liberty leaguers old clothes while the idea of having canada annex maine and vermont will be strongly opposed 0 signs of spring 0 UT here the first sign of spring is not the birds coming back mainly our birds dont flit away they go 90 mute awhile being practically the only residents that even temporarily refrain from bragging about the climate or in case of a cold snap explaining that this is very unusual with us the herald of spring is is the surf bather that hardy adventurer who plunges in and comes forth as blue as an easter egg and as deflated looking as a toy balloon on the morning after circus day because the pacific is never w what h a t call a real cozy ocean and especially it following a winter we make fun of the bathing suits our mothers wore but middle aged persons of both sexes di sporting on the beach in the modern skimpier skim pies present a morbid not to say gruesome spectacle except to students i of the adult human leg including the the full the bowed the double jointed the buckled the knock kneed the spavined the ankle sprung the heavy hocked chocked the varicose veined the fur bearing etc etc IRVIN S COBB ad t service |