Show tk OLI ab about ott z apaches going sissy S CANTA ANTA MONICA CALIF A missionary on an arizona reservation says the apache once the fiercest of the tribesmen is going pum plum sissy and when a movie company took a group of indian extras on location these original americans being I 1 stripped strip p ed for action got terrible cases of sunburn worn clothes so ion long their tender skins stand the heat theres a lesson here although so far as the victim is concerned its probably too late to do adyth anything ing about it once wed backed the noble red man into a pair of 3 pants we had him tamed amed sitting bull in in war bonnet and buckskins was a splendid savage s a v a g e but wearing overalls and a hickory shirt he became just a brunette farm irvin S cobb hand the derby hat may be the home liest creation ever devised for human use but its the crowning triumph of civilization and the most pacifying for alien folks humans becoming monkeylike monkey like A professor of psychology advances the thought that mankind in ages to come may be headed for the all fours posture which once the species did use if you accept the evolutionary theory which most ol of us do because we like to think ol of some people we know as having had monkeylike monkey like creatures for ancestors we say to ourselves the poor things arent entirely over it yet but the learned gentleman chos trying to lift the veil of the future overlooks overlook the lessons of the present he should study new york and newport society when european royalty is in our midst denouncing the baby derby when prime minister hepburn denounced To so called baby derby as the most revolting disgusting exhibition ever put on in a civilized country a lot of us gave three loud ringing cheers that eccentric canadian millionaire who left his fortune for a contest seemingly devised to prove that the human species has a strain of potomac shad in it unintentionally came near to making cheap and sordid the loveliest thing on this earth earl which is motherhood to see families engaged in a race to bring babies and yet more babies into the world merely on the hope of getting paid for it to realize the certainty of vulgar squabbling over the prize to know that inevitably lawsuits will absorb most of the money well there are many who oppose birth control but deliberately libera tely fostered birth may have its drawbacks eh what 0 the fate of big bolshevists heres what has happened to the original bolshevist leaders the fathers of the soviet setup trotsky in exile and due to stay there if he values his health kameneff exiled recalled executed last august executed demoted arrested and trial impending hence regarded regard ed as bad insurance risk radek in the same fix and said to be worried and I 1 blame him committed suicide to avoid something even more unpleasant kiroff assassinated got out in time and stayed out Buk harin under suspicion and arrest impending odds against 9 to 5 evdokimoff executed executed lenin died a natural death but then lenin always was different stalin bub noff ilu and and kirylenko Kry lenko all going strong but you never can tell 0 war Vs preparedness As one who saw the first few months and the last few months of warfare on the western front im like nearly every other man or woman who witnessed those things I 1 hate war its the next morning of drunken glory its a stench an obscenity a vain wastefulness an unutterable indecency its a machine which in at the hopper the beauty the youth the hope of the world and spews skews out from the spout the finished product broken bodies blinded eyes maddened brains dead men and dying men IRVIN S COBB fi Ser |