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Show THE RICH CO TOT Y REAPER I matter Feb. 8, 1929, dolph, Utah, nnder thl Entered ei (ceond elai the Feet Office, He1 It Act of March 3, 1879. Layton Marshall, F E. Marshall, W. SUBBeidPTION $1.' 8 f ter and Proprieter Business Manager Fer Year in Advance Uncle, Sau5: fr fthit Sadder, but Not Wiser A fool and his money are soon parted, but that does not give him judgment and discretion. The world is full of time. Use it. An auto accident can happen in two seconds. -- What kind of a story did you tell your wife when you got in so late last night? The finest fish story you ever heard. AIRMINDED BOY it Would Be Useless by Itself A pen is mightier than the sword, but it needs two aids: brains and ink. History repeats itself, particularly the worst history. Pope said, Man is the glory, jest and riddle of the world; but it is likely to be a different one " Very few of us have any laurels to rest on. A glider, however, is within the reach of all. HOME WORK PUZZLES who is each. is good, is a great deal but more important. self-contr- ol M ADVENTURERS CLUB TO RELIEVE Tricks of the Trade When he 99 Hello Tower of Terror everybody: when I was and a kid, listening to girls, tales about Santa Claus, there were two those Christmas-tim- e things I always used to wonder about. One was how could a big fellow like Santa get down that little bit of a chimney of ours, and the other was how he managed to come out through a fireplace with a fire burning in it without getting burned up himself. Nobody ever did give me a good answer to the first of those questions, and I had to wait until today to get the dope on the second one from Barney Donaghey of New York City. And even the information Barney gave me doesnt help much. Barney pulled that Santa Claus act once. He came right down the chimney and went right through the fire in the fireplace and lived to tell the tale. But Barney doesnt know how he did it. He just did, thats all. Now, in the first place it wasnt a chimney Barney got caught in, but one of those big towers in an oil refinery which is a whole lot worse. The refinery was located at Aruba in the know, boys Dutch West Indies, and Barney was employed there as a welder. At its best thats a dangerous job in an oil refinery. An open flame is always risky when theres oil around, and a welder has to do his work with a mighty hot open flame. Takes Every Safety Precaution. Are you perplexed by the questions of the day? No; only by the questions of the night, when my youngsters are wrestling with their algebra and French. Steply Follow Those Easy Directions to Ease tbe Pain and Discomfort and Sore Throat Accompanying 1. Colds tan To pain and discomfort and reduce favor taka 2 Bayer NO CHANCE NOW Tablets drink a glass of water. Repeat In p 2 hours. WWW! What did the congressmen who sent out free seeds expect to grow from them? Well, well! Why, a crop of votes. On the night of November 6, 1929, Barney had a job to do on one of the big hundred foot towers, and he took every precaution possible. The weld he was to make was on the inside of the tower, 90 feet from the ground and 10 feet from the top. He had to climb up to that spot from the inside, through a mess of pipes and coils, but before he started he made a mental note of the fact that there was also a ladder running up the outside of that tower, to a manhole at the top. If anything went wrong if sparks from his welding apparatus set fire to the oil down at the bottom, there was a Way out. But Barney wasnt going to start any fires if he could help It. To make doubly sure he took along a helper and left him at the opening at the bottom of the tower with instructions to watch for any sparks falling from above and pat them out the minute they landed. When that was done he started climbing np to the spot where the welding was to be done. Up I climbed, says Barney, and went right to work as fast as I could." I was working at night because it was cooler, but it was still plenty hot and I wanted to finish as soon as possible and get out in the. ANOTHER HOUR Sally Does my gown though it were falling shoulder? Tom No, lets go. Sally Im sorry, but I range it. Its supposed If throat Is raw from cold, crush and dissolve 3 Bayer Tablets In y3 glass of water gargle. ... Why does the Statue of Liberty have a torch in her hand, pa? Because she doesnt have to pay the electric bill, my son. UPS AND DOWNS YOURSELF FOR THESE COMMON SIGNS OF ACID INDIGESTION Well, Jim, my little sweetie and I have decided to make each other happy. Well, Im glad you changed your Here you were" yesterday' mind. talking about marrying her. So you two had a very stimulating conversation, eh? What did you open it with? With a corkscrew, of course. WNU W He landed sprawling on something soft. air again. I worked steadily for about an hour, and then a thick smoke was accumulating in the tower. If I noticed that Barney noticed the smoke, but he didnt pay much attention to it. There are always fumes present around an oil well, and he figured that if anything had gone wrong down at the bottom his helper would have warned him long since. He was anxious to finish that job he was working on, and he was working at top speed. Working so absorbedly that he didnt pay any attention to anything else. He didnt even stop to take a glance down the shaft. And that absorption almost cost him Ids life. It was the light 339 Welder Light Saves His Life. of his welder that saved him. Saved him by going out! As long as it was working the tower was bright as day. But suddenly it died and then Barney noticed that it wasnt the only light in that tower. A bright red glow was coming up the long shaft from below. The bottom of the tower was on fire! The first thing that entered Barneys mind was a question." Why hadnt his helper warned him? Loudly he shouted the helpers name. But there was no answer. At that moment Barney was more alarmed for his helper than for himself. There was that manhole at the top of the tower and the ladder leading down the side. He could get out that way. But if his helper didnt answer, something must have happened. Barney started for the top. .It took him hardly any time at all to climb that 10 feet and reach the upper manhole. But there, a surprise waited for him a surprise that struck terror into Bar-- . neys heart. A beam of wood a foot square was blocking the ' F& Loggjness" You Have Any of These and Suspect Symptoms Acid Indigestion as the Alkalize the Cause Quick, Easy Phillips? Way If the Trouble Persists See your Doctor Now there is a way to relieve acid with almost incrediindigestion ble speed. You simply take 2 tea spoonfuls of Phillips Milk of Magnesia 30 minutes after meals. OR take 2 Phillips Milk of Magnesia Tablets, the exact equivalent. Results are amazing. Often you get relief in a few minutes. Nausea and upset distress disappear. It produces no gas to embarrass you and offend others. Try it Get liquid Phillips Milk of Magnesia for home use and a box ' of Phillips Milk of Magnesia Tablets to carry with you. t PHILUFS MILK OF IMGKESIA IN LIQUID OR TABLET FORM 1 , opening! I couldnt get my hand through that opening, let alone my head, Barney says. And I couldnt move the beam because there was a bdc and fall attached to it. There I was with the heavens above me and hell down below. But the heavens were out of my reach and what lay. below was hell and no mistake. But down was the only way Barney could go, so down he went. The blaze didnt look as though it were reaching far up the shaft. Maybe he had a chance after all. The farther down I went, says Barney, the more seared I got.' The smoke was thicker and the heat was terrific. For a moment I played with the idea of staying in the tower and waiting until the flames were discovered and put out. But in ' my heart I knew that wouldnt work. It was late at night. Sap- -' posing no one discovered the blaze? Suppose it spread and the whole place went np in flames? - He Made a Drive for the Bottom Opening. No Barney knew he had to take his chances with that fire. On down he went. He was almost at the bottom, and the flames were licking up at his feet when he played his last card. He pulled his jumper over his. You find them onnounced in the columns of this poper by merchants of our community who do not feel they must keep the quality of their merchandise or their prices under cover. It is safe to buy of the merchant who ADVERTISES. G red Feeling to q 15 body-wid- D Morning THE SIMPLE WAY pictured Dont Neglect Them I . Nature designed the kidneys to do a marvelous job. Their task is to keep the ' flowing blood stream free of an excess of toxic impurities. 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Stray Stories. -B- AND DOES PA KNOW? tried to kiss that pret- ty seamstress against her will what did she do? .Pinned him down, basted him and then cut him out!., HEADLINES FROM THE LIVES OF PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELFI Well If the. mind could reject poison as the stomach frequently does. ' Public opinion is the greatest cork on free speech; not any law. Bottles you have forgotten the purpose of have got into the medicine chest like keys on your keyring. m olios head, and, with hands protected by his heavy gloves, he dropped into the midst of the blazing inferno and made a drive for the bottom opening!. . One blast of heat, and then Barney was through the opening, his body hot and his clothes smoking. He landed sprawling-- on. something soft. Barney pulled the jumper off his head and took a look at that soft object. It was his helper just waking up from a sound sleep. He jumped up, says Barney, and took one look at me. And I havent seen him since! 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