| Show of laum TOO MUCH FOLIAGE A man who had been absent for a considerable time and who during his travels had cultivated a great crop of whiskers and mustaches visited a relative whose little girl had been his special favorite the little girl made no offer to salute him with the usual kiss why child said the mother dont you give your old friend a kiss mother answered the child 1 I dont see any place labor no work after hours J the maid spoke sharply through the door no I 1 cant give you anything thin have bare to come back ay iy after five when madam is here im sorry miss said tile the beggar my hours are only 0 9 to 5 1 boston transcript when old ago age begins A magazine article is headed when does old age begin we are reminded of an answer to the same question once made by a lady who did not look her years to me she said old age is always 15 years older than I 1 am boston transcript JUSTIFIED WORRY t N ilow how did you lose your hair worry I 1 was in constant fear that I 1 was going to lose it velvet paw you really ought to come to ton with me next nest summer I 1 had a wonderful time there this year I 1 won a beauty competition ruby no I 1 think id rather go tv to more crowded place calgary her aid learned by observing miss lushington Gus hington where did you learn all those beautiful new glides and dips professor pumps I 1 managed a company of trained seals for four years brooklyn daily eagle staying power your wife seems a garrulous woman garrulous why if I 1 suddenly went dumb it would take her a week to find it out der lusti lustigs e sasche drug store help that girl giri is certainly the picture of health i yes ashes very well painted easy way do 90 you believe in heredity rather how I 1 got all my money |
